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The 2025 Pulitzer Prizes were announced Monday afternoon. Percival Everett won the award for fiction for his novel James, a powerful re-imagination of Huckleberry Finn.

The 24 Hours of Lemons is an endurance race with a twist: The cars cost less than $500, and costumes are unlimited. A recent race saw a Toyota Yaris painted like a snail, and a team dressed as bees.

We always need the vampires.

STATEMENT FROM ENGLISH FOLK DANCE AND SONG SOCIETY

Stand up to him, get rewarded. Try to placate, he'll just demand more. The way is clear

"Trump’s administration on Friday agreed to halt all efforts to freeze funds intended for a Maine child nutrition program after initially suspending those dollars due to a disagreement over trans athletes. In response, the state will drop its lawsuit that had been filed against the USDA."

Last year, more than 9 million people watched across the world, and executive producer Johan Erhag said he expects viewership will be even higher this year.

Thinking about a flash mob type of art event that would involve relaxing, resting, and even sleeping that would be called a Nappening.

Admittedly, I have a lot of favorite Doc Hollidays, but Val Kilmer in “Tombstone” is definitely one of them.

Maybe it would be easier to cover Washington. Baseball executives never accidentally add reporters to group texts.

So much good work on the ground this week! Here's the new Indivisible Cumberland County ME holding a town hall today with 400-500 people for Susan Collins - who of course did not show. "Where's Susan?!?" Your GOP Senators and Reps can hide from you, but they can't hide from accountability.

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When Gov. Mills pushed back on this nonsense about transfem athletes, DJT froze $100m in USDA funding to the University of Maine system. Those funds are now unfrozen and Sen. Collins is taking credit. But we all know she said nothing when Mills was under fire and Queer Youth were protesting.

If Conan O'Brien doesn't take the stage dressed as MonstroElisaSue and douse the Oscars crowd with thousands of gallons of fake blood, then this night is ruined

I think everyone needs to read Christine Bold’s The Frontier Club right now. Roosevelt, Wister and so on absolutely endorsed state violence on small ranchers, propped up robber barons, and generally wrecked havoc. Their “environmentalism” came at a great cost to Indigenous peoples. Same same.

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

Your outie documented five things they accomplished in the past week.

I turned this stuff off because I got a text from someone that said essentially “would you rather do this or that?” and it “suggested” a text back in which I both chose between those two options *and provided a rationale* that had nothing to do with anything I had said I wanted. It’s garbage.

“Our indoor barograph is literally off the chart." Mount Washington faced 161-mile-per-hour wind gusts on Monday, the highest the mountain's observatory has recorded since 2019.

Cooper Flagg’s Nique-style reverse dunk last night was amazing. But little-known fact: all Mainers can do that. It’s true. (It’s not true.) m.youtube.com/watch?v=zO-O...

Cigna forcing me to use Accredo pharmacy has lead to me being in a situation where I can’t get my chemo. And Accredo has been gaslighting me for weeks. Today I thought about quitting my treatment and just letting the cancer kill me. Because I can’t keep begging for care.

From now on, I’m not going to say anything and just let Vincent Price speak for me.

This is a must-read and is also the first comprehensive post mortem I’ve read working off the vote cast data (which is the real deal) as opposed to the dubious exit polling.

Nothing says Merry Christmas like watching Hans Gruber fall to his death from Nakatomi Plaza. #Diehard

Oh, John, what the fuck are you doing?

Likewise, Ellis. #Diehard

Oh, my god! The quarterback is toast! #Diehard

One of the great things about #Diehard, as bad as the bad guys are, the LAPD (with the exception of Al) is so obnoxious that it takes about two minutes to change the audience to rooting for the bad guys against the cops.

Some people say Merry Christmas, but I just say Yipee-ki-yea, Motherfucker.

Come to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs. #Diehard

Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho. #Diehard

Alan Rickman makes his first appearance. My heart’s not beating faster—your heart’s beating faster. #Diehard

Fuckin’ California. #Diehard

Run-D.M.C. “Christmas in Hollis.” Always good when an official Christmas movie like #Diehard includes classic Xmas songs on the soundtrack.

VHS and CB in the limo. #Diehard

Fists with your toes. #Diehard begins

For anyone wondering how old I am . . .

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇