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It was foretold.

submitted 18 hours ago • 13 comments

Deep divisions are forming in the Republican coalition as various factions battle it out over the best way to fuck the American people.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

"As long as they don't affect the price of guns, trucks, or six packs of Bud, I don't give a shit about Trump's tariffs." - MAGA who doesn't know what steel and aluminum are used for

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

It's no surprise that Marjorie Taylor Greene voted on a bill she didn't read because reading a bill requires reading.

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

Happy Pride Month to all those who aren't hateful bigots.

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

FACT: If you fell for this, you'll fall for anything.

submitted 5 days ago • 799 comments

Donald Trump: prescription drug addict. Elon Musk: prescription drug addict. Pete Hegseth: alcoholic. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict. Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for wealthy white nationalists.

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

PHOTO: Donald Trump reacts to being called a chicken.

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Sane people: "Vaccine policy should be dictated by disease experts." Republicans: "Vaccine policy should be dictated by an antivax zealot turned political hack with no medical pedigree whose brain by his own admission was partially devoured by a parasite."

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

"Junior just drank a gallon of lead paint. Should I be worried?"

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

Despite his devastating economic policies, Donald Trump remains popular among morons, idiots, nincompoops, imbeciles, dunderheads, numskulls, nitwits, dullards, simpletons, buffoons, twits, clods, dolts, oafs, dopes, schmucks, schnooks, stupid people, and Republicans.

submitted 10 days ago • 33 comments

"I'm boycotting Harvard." - MAGA shithead who couldn't spell GED with two friends and a smartphone

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

This Memorial Day, please remember the heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice so we would have the freedom to elect draft-dodging vermin like this.

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

It's Memorial Day weekend, so let's remember that the Republican Party has done jack shit for veterans.

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

Memorial Day isn't for Confederate soldiers, otherwise it would be called Loser Fucking Traitors Day.

submitted 12 days ago • 28 comments

The Supreme Court won't allow you to get on a plane?

submitted 20 days ago • 57 comments

Donald Trump is a stubby-peckered premature ejaculator who fantasizes about fucking his daughter. In other words, the unquestioned leader of the Republican Party.

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

"This is exactly what I voted for." - MAGA who's about to lose their job, their house, their healthcare, and their Social Security

submitted 21 days ago • 14 comments

Imagine seeing and hearing this guy every day then writing an entire book about how Joe Biden didn't recognize George Clooney at a party once.

submitted 22 days ago • 17 comments

BELOW: Donald Trump thanks a Saudi Arabian general for making his building the tallest in New York.

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

Why should I worry about who's crossing the border when these assholes are already here?

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

"Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls." - the recipient of a super luxury Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

"Donald Trump lives rent-free in your head." - this guy

submitted 24 days ago • 20 comments

PHOTO: How Donald Trump treats the mothers of his children.

submitted 25 days ago • 19 comments

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers who didn't raise traitors (not this bitch).

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

Republicans want to make America great again by bringing back measles, Nazis, and economic depression.

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

Voting against a criminal lunatic was the easiest decision millions of people have ever fucked up.

submitted 26 days ago • 25 comments

Republicans then: "You can't be a real Catholic if you support a Democrat." Republicans now: "You can't be a real Catholic if you support the Pope."

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

After being passed over for the position of first American pope, Donald Trump is calling for a three hundred percent tariff on crucifixes, rosaries, pointy God hats, and guilt.

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

I hope the world's Catholics are ready for square-cut sacramental bread.

submitted 28 days ago • 13 comments

HORRIFYING BUT TRUE: Nancy Mace wakes up thinking about where people piss and shit.

submitted 28 days ago • 44 comments

Donald Trump wants to defund Head Start because children who go through the program have greater social-emotional and cognitive development, more proficiency in language and math, and less chance of being bamboozled by shameless criminal grifters like Donald Trump.

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

PHOTO: When your makeup artist was trained by Oompa Loompas, but skipped class the day they taught blending.

submitted 29 days ago • 29 comments

Tens of thousands of transgender soldiers have served America with bravery and distinction. Zero Donald Trumps have.

submitted 30 days ago • 15 comments

SHOWN: The guy who could release the unredacted Epstein files anytime he wanted and the guy he had killed.

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

To celebrate Teacher Appreciation Week, Republicans want to give teachers less money, more students, fewer books, more pressure, less support, fewer resources, more scrutiny, and a gun.

submitted 31 days ago • 10 comments

Imagine thinking people are this gullible and imagine being right.

submitted 31 days ago • 101 comments

Donald Trump has a type: fucking liars.

submitted 32 days ago • 12 comments

If Donald Trump is the Antichrist, the Bible understated how obvious it would be.

submitted 33 days ago • 17 comments

Congratulations, Republicans. Your kids' Christmas is going to suck because of this guy.

submitted 35 days ago • 16 comments

BREAKING: Mike Waltz is expected to leave his post as Donald Trump's national security advisor as soon as Pete Hegseth figures out how to take him off the chat.

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

Inflation up. Stock market down. Unemployment up. Economic growth down. Recession risk up. Consumer confidence down. Donald Trump isn't playing five-dimensional chess. He's playing Chutes and Ladders with himself and losing.

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

SHOWN: Proof.

submitted 36 days ago • 10 comments

Gulf of America is what you call it when you have never traveled more than 50 miles from where you were born.

submitted 36 days ago • 45 comments

A majority of MAGA Republicans give Donald Trump an A for his first 100 days in office, which explains why the children they homeschooled are so goddamn stupid.

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

Republicans: "You call everyone you don't like a Nazi." Also Republicans: Limiting press access, filling obedient media outlets with lies and conspiracy theories, sowing racial hatred, arresting political opponents, deporting innocent people to prison camps.

submitted 38 days ago • 15 comments