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A gay copywriter with a cat? Groundbreaking. 📍Chicago
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Me every day this country is the way that it is

“Now is the time for peace” is a wild thing to say right after bragging about bombing a country.

touching grass isn't enough i need bad things to happen to billionaires

Just finished a murder podcast episode where the killer transported remains in a Toyota Tacoma and then it cut to an ad for a Toyota Tacoma 😭😭

What do you mean the flight is delayed? I have a cat waiting at home…

*in a conversation with a friend when Luther Vandross’ ‘Never Too Much’ comes on* Me: STFU for the next three minutes and fifty one seconds.

So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco #nokings

No Kings in Chicago ✶✶✶✶

👏👏👏

Stay alert. Stay safe. Stick with the ones you know.

Just another office day

I keep hearing about Addison Rae, so here we go...

Love seeing these on several blocks throughout the neighborhood

The way I turn into an absolute gremlin when it comes to white cheddar popcorn...

Hey you: unclench your jaw and roll your shoulders back a bit

Another view of Wednesday’s Rainbow.

Standard WFH cuddle

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Mark Zuckerberg now positioned to be the weirdest rebound relationship in world history

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Also I love how Elon posted that DJT is in the Epstein files as if we didn't already know.

Straight people really love Tim Robinson and I don't think I'll ever fully understand why.

Happy Pride!

Ok, Natasha Bedingfield.

Same-sex married couple households in Chicago

Out cold

Not to shade someone’s excitement but idk if solving a wordle is a jump from your table and yell “LET’S GOOO” moment

Sorry I can’t come, my cat said no.

My job depends on & revolves around social media, but damn do I really root for its downfall some days.

The last thing I want to do right now is commute 😭

Alright, time to put on my clown makeup for the AMAs

Monday bike ride

I'm soooooooooooooo tired of hearing about AI