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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 17 hours ago • 214 comments

On June 14th NYers are uniting to reject Trump! This is also the first day of early voting, our opportunity to say NO to Cuomo. Trump & Cuomo are bought by the same MAGA billionaires! They are both medicaid cutters, slumlord lovers, abusers who have broken their promises & sold out working people.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I love all this digital art that this one guy made in 1999 and uploaded to wikimedia commons

submitted 11 hours ago • 27 comments

elon does not have the heart of a poster. not even close. trying to tag another account in to your fight is the number one coward move

submitted 15 hours ago • 38 comments

straight up what is even going on anymore

submitted 19 hours ago • 40 comments

Shhh! If you tell, your wish won’t come true! And also you’ll get the FBI knocking on your door

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today

submitted 19 hours ago • 20 comments

seeing Weird Al open for the Monkees at age three subconsciously determined my entire life path

submitted 19 hours ago • 14 comments

every grindset, manosphere influencer is on the phone with their PR team asking whose side they should take

submitted 19 hours ago • 47 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 21 hours ago • 529 comments

Might be a lesson here somewhere about outsourcing capacity for key government services to a guy who lives in a lair under a volcano

submitted 19 hours ago • 44 comments

I don't want to hear ANYTHING about 'this is their plan' - it is NOT. Please be serious.

submitted 21 hours ago • 38 comments

Can confirm. I went to Space Camp and they only showed us videos of space. We never got to go up once, which made me very suspicious. One scientist I got the trust of told me it is actually just water and firmament up there.

submitted 20 hours ago • 15 comments

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

submitted 21 hours ago • 60 comments

Thank you for the stern scolding but it’s actually possible to both enjoy two malignant rich fucks viciously falling out and understand it doesn’t fix every problem immediately.

submitted 20 hours ago • 43 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1665 comments

“What if instead of taking the win, Democrats fumble it as hard as possible by being nice to one of the most hated men on Earth?”

submitted 21 hours ago • 25 comments

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I second that hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*cawf cawfhahahahahahahaha

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

tbh I’m now kind of glad my Switch 2 didn’t come today

submitted 21 hours ago • 6 comments

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

submitted 21 hours ago • 57 comments

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

submitted 23 hours ago • 53 comments

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

submitted 22 hours ago • 33 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 21 hours ago • 97 comments

No joke, Trump has to fire all of them now. They're a sabotage risk to the administration.

submitted 21 hours ago • 201 comments

Yeah, the practical realpolitik thing to do adopt the drug-addled Nazi sympathizer with two failing businesses. How else will the six people who care know we’re bipartisan?

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

Hey, Republicans! You know what would really make Elon Musk super mad? If you restored science funding, foreign aid, and thousands of government jobs. He’d be so owned.

submitted 21 hours ago • 13 comments

OH MY GOD

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

There is sadly a 99.99% chance that Democratic strategists will say it’s bad to focus on Musk accusing Trump of being a pedophile

submitted 22 hours ago • 62 comments

Democrats need to fucking run straight to the end zone with that Musk tweet about Epstein

submitted 22 hours ago • 135 comments

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

submitted 22 hours ago • 671 comments

submitted 22 hours ago • 12 comments

“I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment

submitted 22 hours ago • 27 comments

It’s probably bad that the future of America’s government pivots on a fight between Lex Luthor and the Joker

submitted 22 hours ago • 120 comments

Elon Musk genuinely thought firing thousands of government workers and killing hundreds of thousands of people by cutting foreign aid was going to make people love him. The moment that didn’t happen, he went down a spiral he’ll never escape from and it’s kind of nice to watch.

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

submitted 1 day ago • 273 comments

wait. no. stop.

submitted 23 hours ago • 8 comments

"little Elon has too many kids, he calls them things like 192.168.1.1, they're saying he calls another "admin password"

submitted 23 hours ago • 16 comments

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