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mikegmoore.bsky.social
Nintendo gamer, Radiohead listener, guitar player, Battlefield blower-upper, food eater, and most recently book trying to writer.
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Has it really been seven years since my favourite Viz column of all time?

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

"Wishing my daughter good luck in her GCSEs", says my friend on Facebook. Well why don't you tell her that when she wakes up in your house, you attention seeking wanker?

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Lord of the Rings via The Prodigy - jimll.co.uk/products/the...

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Bank holidays would be much better if they were on Fridays. That way you could look forward to them all week rather than play catch up after missing the first day of the week

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

When you see a front garden full of stupid gnomes and faded plastic ornaments, you immediately know how that person's kitchen smells.

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

Was 'Club Nintendo Classic' your introduction to the world of Mario and company? www.timeextension.com/features/ico...

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

This is why the NHS are great. Found a big lump Monday PM. Appointment & bloods done at Docs Tues. Results received Weds. Scan at Hospital and results on Friday. All confirmed ok, with plan if anything changes. Brilliant.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Lord of the Rings in the style of the Music for the Jilted Generation inner sleeve artwork - Alex Evans

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

Completed it mate.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

happy easter i hope you enjoy your freshly laid eggs xox

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No one actually needs to work on the train. You're giving your employer free labour. Stop it, put the laptop away and read a book.

submitted 37 days ago • 20 comments

Every Sunday I spend hours making a roast for the family & the only contribution from my husband is he makes the gravy. And then without fail he spends the whole meal going on about how great the gravy is. Going to pour it over his fucking head the fat gravy eating cunt.

submitted 39 days ago • 39 comments

Viewer's competition entry by @astronautheart.bsky.social

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@alexhorne.bsky.social Hello Little Alex Horne. I work in a High School and due to funding we have had to cut rewards trips for our top students. You inspired, and as a result have filmed our own version of Taskmaster. It’s due to be shown to our students just before we break for Easter.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

The Matrix was I think released 26 years ago and is one of the most famous films of the last 50 years. Until today I thought Keanu Reeves' character was called Neil. In my defence, I only saw it the once, but it's still pretty embarrassing.

submitted 80 days ago • 27 comments

fantasy (devastating back cover in replies)

submitted 543 days ago • 28 comments

Pretty much sums it up

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What if Matt Berry played Doctor who ?

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

good news

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science fiction ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

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Rumour: 'Switch 2' Will Reportedly Be Officially Revealed This Thursday.

submitted 134 days ago • 11 comments

I recently grew my hair long. The other night in bed I had a tickly bum, so I reached down to scratch and ended up pulling a foot-long piece of hair out of my arsehole. I don't remember eating my own hair.

submitted 140 days ago • 12 comments

Just doing an update in my own firmware to at least appear to be happy to be back at work tomorrow.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

I tell my bf that I throw the roast chicken skin away before carving as it's bad for us. In reality I peel it off and eat the lot. Best bit.

submitted 143 days ago • 11 comments

Wife was determined to have an unusual name for our newborn, I suggested Ulla and she loved it, so that's her name. Not because of any Scandinavian links, but because I bloody love the War of the Worlds LP and I can't wait to sing it out like a Martian every time I call for her.

submitted 147 days ago • 21 comments

I can’t believe it’s almost over. We wait so long for it every year and it feels like it’s over in a matter of minutes. Really enjoyed this year, as both the boys were the ideal age for it all. Roll on next year, and the growth of my fingernail!

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I’m pretty disciplined usually. Exercise frequently, careful what I eat *most of the time*, set a good example for the girls etc. But today, also me:

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment