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mikehurst.bsky.social
he/him screenwriter ✍️ 🎥 🔪 😱 👽 🎞🎬 🍿 posts are intended to be legal advice. https://writers.coverfly.com/profile/writer-594449a3e-67908
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Fuck yes Mahmoud is free. Now free them all!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever at Facebook is responsible for the thing that led to old people feeling comfortable replying as rudely as possible to random social media posts needs to be tried at the Hague, and once convicted, I'm afraid it is a hanging offense.

submitted 5 days ago • 48 comments

Put this headline in the passive voice for police hall of fame.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Calling the guy on the inner tube behind me a piece of shit at the start of the lazy river has really poisoned the vibe for the last 45 minutes

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

Eat shit Elon

submitted 99 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Abolish ICE (and Border Patrol)

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

new saddest six word story just dropped

submitted 111 days ago • 128 comments

John bonham high hat + Sha'Carri running slays

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

submitted 136 days ago • 82 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 139 days ago • 151 comments

Over the past two days, the protests in LA have sustained themselves all day into night because they're decentralized. They've exhausted the police and their resources by splitting up and moving around. In turn the people in the streets have kept visibility on their issues longer.

submitted 142 days ago • 3 comments

very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman

submitted 152 days ago • 1950 comments

I can’t believe they brought us an even worse evil asshole you have to think about every single day of your short life and he’s not even occasionally funny not even once

submitted 153 days ago • 5 comments

Danny will show you what’s needed to get to the finish line no matter what stage of the script writing marathon you are in ⬇️

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Socialism is when the fire department arrives. Capitalism is when the insurance company refuses to pay.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹

submitted 160 days ago • 45 comments

all the wrong people are dying

submitted 160 days ago • 22 comments

shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays

submitted 207 days ago • 19 comments

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.

submitted 206 days ago • 2952 comments

If this site really happens I'll be so happy, hate Elon Musk so much!

submitted 220 days ago • 1 comment

If you toss an acorn in there it would be like turning on a blender.

submitted 470 days ago • 2 comments

every time twitter starts having trouble i request my archive in hopes the added load will be the straw that breaks the camel's back

submitted 553 days ago • 1 comment

We have to be respectful of Mitch McConnell’s health issues and not do things like leave him in a private karaoke room and tell him he’s on a spaceship

submitted 665 days ago • 6 comments

Following anyone who looks vaguely familiar. Like a lost child at the state fair

submitted 724 days ago • 20 comments

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

submitted 790 days ago • 329 comments