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mikeinco.bsky.social
If I’m on this site, you can safely assume I’m taking a shit. In fact, if you pay attention to my posting habits, you could figure out my poop schedule and rob me while I’m in the bathroom.
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Goldberg needs to watch his back. I have a feeling they will try to turn this on him somehow.

Anyone participating in that signal chat should be tried for treason.

I have one question… How fucked are we?

Elon Musk is speaking at a Cabinet Meeting… we are truly living in the dumbest of times.

My brother canceled Christmas for his 9yo son because he was acting up in school and I have lost all faith in humanity now…

Sign outside the local Verizon store today clearly explaining the outage…

I am drinking responsibly. I haven’t spilled a fucking drop.

My kids think the Cybertruck is cool but Elon is a sociopath so I guess I’m batting .500 in parenting?

Why do I close the door to the bathroom when I live alone?

If you’re gonna swing, don’t miss!!!

The first Rebel Moon was so terrible that I’m watching the second to spite my brain.

Hot Take: Mexican Food should be the only food.

Everything I see reminds me of him.

Holy Shit Trump Is The Weather Now!!!

What is it about taking a shit that makes me want to open this app?

Good Dammit Jon Stewart IS The Daily Show. It’s only ever really good when he’s hosting.

Judge lightly flicks Trump for breaking gag order.

Annoyance of the day: People who insist on backing into parking spaces.

What is it about taking a shit that draws me to this app?

No wonder AI will eventually take over the planet and destroy us all… all we ever do is fuck with it.

It’s like the fucking press is TRYING to help Trump. Get them the fuck out of there!!!

Anyone else get fucked over by Citrix today?

Thanks afuckinglot Citrix. Your ridiculous money grab is about to push me out of a job.

BlueSky is confounding. Is it really even social media if I’m not inundated with stupidity?

What I don’t get is…

Driving under airplanes now invokes the same fears as driving under birds.