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mikekreckel.bsky.social
He/Him. Wedding DJ, Autistic, Marxist, Fan of several flavors of Sportsball, Fastest diaper changer this side of the Mississippi.
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eagles fans whenever tush push discourse happens

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Me, after finishing an entire bag of Old Bay Goldfish in one sitting.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

submitted 14 days ago • 59 comments

At the pediatrician this morning and saw this bleak shit.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

NFL draft Day 3 is for the sickos. Let’s lock in, my freaks.

submitted 28 days ago • 90 comments

CAM SKATTEBO TO THE GIANTS! Eh Tommy, we got a freakin' wrecking ball over here!

submitted 28 days ago • 9 comments

someone get Dan Campbell a wider monitor

submitted 29 days ago • 35 comments

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

submitted 33 days ago • 51 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

submitted 34 days ago • 340 comments

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".

submitted 48 days ago • 79 comments

Free Roaming @maffewgregg.bsky.social

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

submitted 52 days ago • 11 comments

😂

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

april fools always serves as an acute reminder that the vast majority of people are not funny

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I see you. 👏🏻💖🥳

submitted 53 days ago • 43 comments

Thank goodness for the efficency

submitted 55 days ago • 101 comments

My phone is shut off cause I'm broke but now my boss can't text me. That's a net positive in my book.

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It blows my mind how many people I've seen that were anti vax in 2020/2021 that have Ozempic face in 2025.

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I'm here you fuckaas bitch I did the meme right this time

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

rumors of the poop game’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. it lives.

submitted 71 days ago • 26 comments

Shinzo Abe had to be so mad, got killed by a guy who made a gun like Link building shit in Tears of the Kingdom

submitted 74 days ago • 12 comments

If I could just have one day that I don't feel burnt out, that would be great.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve never watched a state of the union in my life and if you think i’m gonna start caring about that NOW you are insane

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

Not my home, but I know my way around.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Slapped him straight to Mars @maffewgregg.bsky.social

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

All else aside, so funny that these guys' ideas about what constitutes "good nutrition" is never, say, greens, grains, fish, and a lot of olive oil; it's always a bonkers concoction of powders, supplements, and more red meat than anyone this side of the Arctic Circle has ever eaten in human history.

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 89 days ago • 2137 comments

I’ll take your questions

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When Mike Pence sounds like a voice of reason, we’re fucking doomed.

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

The image of the night.

submitted 103 days ago • 30 comments

If only Andy Reid had said Bundlerooski a few more times

submitted 103 days ago • 9 comments

If you’re critiquing protest tactics while the richest man in the world paid a 19-year-old named “BigBalls” to tamper with everyone’s SSNs, consider shutting the fuck up forever

submitted 110 days ago • 7 comments

On May 10, 1933, Nazis burned the library of The Institute for Sexual Science. The Institute was founded by Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld. Its community clinic pioneered healthcare for queer, trans, & intersex people. The Institute was targeted & attacked as part of a Nazi government censorship program.

submitted 111 days ago • 46 comments

Unfortunate news: Donald Trump has signed the Elon Musk Is Cool Act into law. Elon Musk is cool now

submitted 115 days ago • 288 comments

I like that the NFL rulebook starts off with a little disclaimer making clear that players should not actually be sent to jail for touching an onside kick before it goes 10 yards

submitted 117 days ago • 9 comments

[mouth way too close to mic] go birds

submitted 118 days ago • 24 comments