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Don't forget about Ukraine

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Fight the Empire.

submitted 19 days ago • 247 comments

Shaven, Cologned Grandpa Heads Into Town To Rake In D-Day Pussy theonion.com/shaven-...

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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him theonion.com/rift-wi...

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Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...

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VfB Stuttgart lift their first cup title in the 21st century thanks to a dominant first-half performance. #VfB #DSC #DFBPokal

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Trump's cabinet meetings.

submitted 77 days ago • 5 comments

My personal 'Art of the Deal' finance using Trump rules: 1. Will write $200000 in checks against my $500 bank account 2. Overdraft fees pile up, I launch a GoFundMe raising 3000% more than I need 3. As kind people bail me out, I declare it's always the plan 4. You will all hail me a genius

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This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...

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FUCK YOU, ELON!!!!

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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone theonion.com/pete-he...

submitted 90 days ago • 46 comments

Republican senators break ranks to call for investigation of Signal leak scandal

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before we make more jokes about Elon University, let's consider it from their perspective

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“We need a Black, but not too Black; a nerdy Jew; some racially ambiguous ones — preferably non-Mexicans; and I guess some girls since Matt Gaetz is gone. Did we find an Indian? The chicken tikka type, not the Thanksgiving ones. Also, no queers.”

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This is more important than you realize. Bluesky doesn’t downgrade links. Which means news sites will get more traffic from here than other sites. Which gives them economic reasons to post here first.

submitted 99 days ago • 496 comments

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

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:)

submitted 101 days ago • 968 comments

Last show of the tour tonight. No better place to finish than Boston F-ing Ma. ☘️❤️

submitted 103 days ago • 202 comments

The Beavers on Monday moved up in three of the five major college baseball polls, surging to a season-high No. 6 on one ballot.

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Naturally-derived & synthetic versions of a chemical are the same chemical. Ex: formaldehyde, formula CH₂O. TRACE levels in some vaccines, <50 micrograms (µg) per dose. YOUR BODY makes 42,520,000 µg formaldehyde a day. (1.5 oz, 850,000-times more than a vaccine). It’s the SAME formaldehyde. 1/

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Protesters are out in Budapest, Hungary today demanding the resignation of pro-Putin Prime Minister Viktor Orbán. Love it!

submitted 105 days ago • 825 comments

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

submitted 104 days ago • 1384 comments

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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The deal is I punch you in the face How about I give you $50 instead Nope, I want to punch you I’ll buy you dinner but no violence Sorry, I really like to punch Ok, what if you slap me medium-hard It’s a punch in the face or nothing Ok fine, punch me. I can’t be blamed for obstructing a deal

submitted 106 days ago • 108 comments

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

submitted 106 days ago • 703 comments

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

submitted 106 days ago • 3085 comments

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

submitted 107 days ago • 461 comments

I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

submitted 116 days ago • 1195 comments

I’m not going to the Joint Address. I will be live posting and chatting with you all here instead. Then going on IG Live after.

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Posted by @vatniksoup.bsky.social on another platform.

submitted 118 days ago • 1134 comments

Should you refuse to show compassion because you believe it would make you appear weak, then you have misunderstood what strength is. It is honorable to have concern for others, to show empathy and to offer aid to someone in distress. To rebuke this is cowardice, not strength.

submitted 118 days ago • 8 comments

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ theonion.com/de-blasio-we...

submitted 119 days ago • 44 comments

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