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got banned from the inflation porn site because I kept putting the 'inflation' tag on every post

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I've defeated the AI. They can't do it anymore from now on.

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They just added a feature to YouTube that lets you see old videos as you first saw them. Young and reckless. Full of energy that had nowhere to go. You sniff sharply as a faint petricor fills the nose. You must have first seen this one outside. You briefly wonder who had shown it to you.

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The geometric precision of the ancient Egyptian pyramids is some of the earliest known evidence of nerds.

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The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

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Me, witnessing a moment of sublime, haunting beauty that will etch itself into my memories forever: "holy shit, like, whoa. like oh man. look at that. just look at that, ya know? wow."

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The fact that a near-universal complaint people have about any and every luck-based game is that the probabilities are somehow off is proof that people generally really really suck at interpreting probabilities in real life

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Gay people or otherwise are always welcomed to follow me

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Reason is a tool used to justify already existing opinions

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Explaining to the judge that all trials are show trials and he immediately lets me go and gives me the key to the city

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oh you love mass transit? Name one fucking bus

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Bots reposting you is actually an auspicious omen. They sense your positive energy.

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saying "this says a lot about society" at the end of every marvel rivals match

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If you're a cop you should be allowed to deal drugs as long as you're responsible for 2 or more drug dealers currently behind bars. It's still a net loss of drug dealers total.

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The Balatro subreddit is one of my favorite places on the internet

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The most fun you can have with your clothes on is strip poker when you're absolutely crushing it. Like, everyone else is stark naked and you still have your hat on. It's not even a sexual thing anymore because everyone else is so mad at how well you're doing.

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Demon Manager: "what ya got for us?" Demon Intern: "okay so, I was thinking, for greedy people, ya know, people with, uh, avarice, we send them to a room with a buncha gold coins. But, like, when they go to grab one... BAM! Halibut smacks em in the face!" Manager: "You're not quite getting it..."

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(Me, turning the thermal fluctuation module to 10596 units) (Data) That is ill-advised. That level of thermal fluctuation would compromise the integrity of the engine core within minutes. (Me, putting it back to 5) I'm sorry, Data. (Data) You are my best friend. There is nothing to apologize for.

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if mister fantastic didn't have those stretchy arms he'd just be some scientist guy. nobody would even fucking care about him

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Finally, I can sleep soundly knowing that my family will be protected in the event that he releases another single instead of a full album.

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reskeet this post

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retweet if i am cheesed to meet you

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[on a flop streak] i've been shadowbanned

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temporarily unembarrassed exhibitionist

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hey cool post about the tacos or whatever, mister senator. could you also perhaps not unanimously vote for Hitler 6 to be the prime minister of reality

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"Moommm! Max keeps talking about enemies in the convention without naming specific names!" "Ignore him, sweetie. He's just trying to get a Thermidorian Reaction out of you."

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Customer: The menu said this onion was coarsely chopped! Owner: Of course Lee chopped it, he's our best chef! Lee: hi Customer: That's not- Owner: Then again, he is our only chef... Lee: aw Customer: That's not what I meant! Owner: But he still does good work don't get me wrong Lee: yay

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1984 2: Everything turns out fine somehow don't worry about it.

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This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M

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Truck driver united state

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me, after spending several hours slaving over a cold stove: damn these eggs are taking forever to scramble

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