Profile avatar
mikepasop.bsky.social
33. No preferred pronouns 🏳️‍🌈. Leftist. Test Automation Engineer. I've promised myself to not come here to be angry. Born Spaniard. Sometimes I joke.
199 posts 74 followers 208 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Is dark energy weakening over time? That’s what the newest DESI data hint at! Further data and confirmation needed, but this could be the start of something very exciting in #cosmology. 🧪

Confused Ramadan cats might be one of my favourite online trends ever.

I find myself more attractive without my glasses, and I’m not sure if it’s because I look better without them or because I look worse without them.

"A thousand people I could be for you and you hate the fucking lot" youtu.be/k-k2_Liofy8?...

- You and I, together in this St. Valentine's night. The perfect plan. - Meow! - I love you too

Every morning, doesn't matter at what time I leave the house, I will see the tram coming at a running distance short enough that my 18 years old self would have made it, but not my 2025 self. Damn it... *lights up another cigarette waiting for the next one*

The people that puts "Heteroflexible" on their dating app profiles give me the ick. Repeat with me: "I am bisexual, and it's ok"

Me: What's the wifi password? Him: Ma'am, this is a funeral. Me: *whispering* oh, sorry. what's the wifi password?

After almost a month of navigating Czech bureaucracy, I will finally be starting my new job this Monday 🎉

I just opened an account in RedNote out of curiosity and the first videos I've seen are muscle girls, twink couples, and men in uniforms. It is imposible it has cloaked me so quickly 😂.

I do not get the obsession of American men to call their cars she/her.

Now gamers realising what software devs and engineers have said about Elon Musk already. He does not know what the hell he doing or talking about, he just pays people that does it for him and gets the credit.

Post a female character you love

I fell in love today in my dreams, and I still have not snapped out of the feeling of loneliness I felt when I woke up.

Being followed by some cam bots in here is the closest I've been of seeing a genital this year.

For no reason, here is a list of some of my favourite demonyms from around the world: - Luxembourger 🇱🇺 - Barbadian 🇧🇧 - Moshoto (singular) / Bashotho (plural). From Lesotho 🇱🇸 - Greenlander 🇬🇱

This is gold! I love to be part of a generation that had to relearn how raptors look like thanks to latest scientific discoveries on feathered dinos. youtu.be/WbCQxBTcyRk?...

I wonder if blind people follow porn content creators for their alt text skills.

Next time that I have to trim my cat's nails, I will bring a chainmail armour with me.

The "end is nigh sign" people were in every city and were isolated by the rest of the society, so they were harmless. Now mfs find themselves on social media, and organize meet ups. Don't let them win, block block block.

I have no proof, but also no doubt, that the first leading cause of death among people with ADHD is dehydration.

My new work office has a private gym for the employees. You can't imagine how happy it makes me that I'm gonna be able to workout there without the anxiety and the social pressure of most gyms.

Me 4 hours ago: I wanna see what the hype is about, let's download Balatro. Me: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. what is this sorcery?

Well, one thing that I've learnt already about 2025 is that hangovers aren't getting any better than last year.

Increíble lo de Lalachus y Broncano en las campanadas. El respeto dado a todas las comunidades hablando todas las lenguas oficiales, la gracia, la belleza. Me han hecho sentirme orgulloso de ser español, y eso hacía tiempo que no me pasaba.

Feliz año nuevo a todes!

Omg! New years eve miracle! The fog is gone!!

Let's gooooooooo, the madrilean bells about to ring! Lalachus Fuenla power, cómo te quiero, coño! She looks so beautiful

I wish my cat would love fireworks as much as I do.

Maybe 2025 is the year that I DON'T fall in love. Please, not again.

My New Year's resolution is to make it to 2026. Feel free to steal this as your own goal as well.

Fuck, 2024 was also the year of Fontaines DC for me. At least I had good music to accompany me. youtu.be/A17xOusHXIQ?...

Alright alright, 2024 sucked! But at least it was the year that I started listening to Viagra Boys, so that must count for something. youtu.be/d0-V4IwrK24?...

Good thing about being in a different timezone that the people that you care about is that you get to celebrate new year's twice.