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mikestandish.bsky.social
Freelance writer. Very slow reader. Dad. Fan of Seattle sports, sci-fi, fantasy, cereal, and looking at my phone.
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Thank you, Fanatics, for putting the logo on my Storm shirt upside down

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

The most Dad article of sports clothing I own

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

A virtuous cycle

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Really you just have to take it one steady and unavoidable descent into utter madness at a time

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Gonna take my mind off of all this bullshit with something slightly less bleak

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Not a huge fan of horrific news, I have to say.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing, because my broke ass had a cassette Walkman, which probably had a third generation copy of Van Halen II

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Imagine this team with someone other than Nouhou. What a world that would be.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

No-hou Boo-hou Nou-poo Etc. Jesus, get another left back, please. We are begging

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

@mkstnr.bsky.social thinking about leaving this platform and only hanging out in the DAZN chat

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No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 5 days ago • 37 comments

we should make more days where being an american feels fun

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

Peed next to Obafemi Martins at the San Jose airport

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

whenever I see a pic of some olde timey player in Chuck Taylors I wish I had a time machine so I could see what they'd play like with modern shoes

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was at a red light in LA next to Laurence Fishburne

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

@mkstnr.bsky.social timed my trip to the donut shop perfectly. got a warm maple bar (not pictured) and this pretty good cup of coffee

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I hate the democrats almost as much as I hate the republicans: “The vote on the rescission bill may have failed if the Democrats were at full strength. Four lawmakers were not present, and since March, three Democratic representatives have died and their seats have not been filled.”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

No matter how many times I text stop to end or report as junk, James Carville won’t leave me alone. I do not want to hear from this man. I want to forget he even exists.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments