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I built a bird house from scrap wood! Always wanted to do this. Very satisfying.

Wake up "Did it happen yet?" Check CNN on phone "Nope." Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

Two cosmic crisp apples from two different stores.

If someone performs a song at the Super Bowl about how much they hate you I think you have to leave the country forever.

That tubi ad was unsettling

All time halftime show and I’ve seen so many

“Say Drake, I hear you like em young“ on the Super Bowl. There has never been a beef won so handily. Love Kendrick.

10/10 Kendrick

eBay updated my selling limits from 500 items / $20,000 per month to... get this: 1,000,000 items and $5,000,000. I appreciate your confidence in me, eBay, but I assure you it is misplaced. I sell old video games and broken laptops.

Still managed to get my 3.5 miles in to start the day. It's the little victories sometimes, ya know?

if anyone needs me i'll be cryogenically frozen

The Republican Party singlehandedly keeps cuck porn relevant on Pornhub.

Honestly my only motivation to "get rich" is to have a personal chef who will keep me from making bad decisions on doordash.

Dear Matthew McConaughey, The of times AI would have improved my dinner reservations is zero. Sincerely, Anyone who isn’t famous

Kinda bummed out that Bluesky can’t seem to stop the flood of porn bots.

I love how we've come full circle from the first days of TurboTax. 2005: Screw accountants, do your own taxes! 2015: Do your taxes and our accountants will help if you have trouble! 2025: Screw doing your own taxes, just hire one of our accountants!

the porn bots on bluesky are out of control right now what is happening lol

honestly who gives a shit? they could release a report that says Trump eats kidnapped newborns for dinner and half the country would argue that baby meat is good for your cholesterol

they have a hiking trail named climate change?

I swear around children. Exclusively.

When you really, really need one.

my froggies.

Meta tried to frame the changes to its policy enforcement as a return to roots and we all kinda know that's not why they're doing it, but this is something that really can't be explained away. It's very clear what their mission is now: Lean into reactionary ideology. www.404media.co/meta-deletes...

new ufo just dropped arstechnica.com/space/2025/0...

#nottheonion

i'm a big afternoon coffee drinker but i'm going to stop at noon now www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ja...

wait, you're telling me THIS guy is thin-skinned, deletes negative comments, and can't fulfill promises he made for his company?

Majestic.

Happy 20025 ya'll