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mikewtfwells.bsky.social
A comic from Dayton Ohio that stopped doing comedy because I became a dad.
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You ever eat something so sorry your nipples get hard?

How many experience points do I need to level up to be an actual adult

Them: don’t let anyone or anything define who you are The dictionary: well looky here

climate change is the 1st genocide against snowmen.

Damn it’s like coffee o’clock

It’s Friday night you know what that mean!!!! Going to bed at a decent hour

Since he’s always fighting someone that’s past their prime can we have Jake Paul the Soviet Union?

Being a parent of 2 is tough but damn that’s parents on 19 Kids and Counting have to be masochist

Fun fact: Gambling is the only addiction you can win at

Give me the energy of a toddler and I could take over a McDonald’s playpen

Can’t wait for baseball season to start up. Let’s go Reds

Can we all agree 6AM is too early . Don’t call it 6AM call it ughAM

Thanks to the buffering I Just finished the Tyson bs Paul fight

Bro Netflix has a stutter right now

Dude if it wasn’t for YouTube my kids would never know what a commercial was

Can’t believe today is Wednesday and not fuckthisday

I really want to Dead name X so I call it Twitter

I would be one of them. Do I get an award or something?