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(it/that/thing) Failing sideways. Just lucky enough. I’m starting to suspect this is all a simulation.
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The chances of the asteroid that’s going to possibly hit in 2032 has doubled in probability in the last six months to 3%. If that trend continues it will be 100% by 2029.

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Frank in Blue Velvet: Baby wants to fuck!

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My S.O. Is a pastry chef and she’s trying out the chocolate PB date bars. I’m living the wonka dream

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If Steve Winwood had a crappy keyboard…

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@cobratate

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This one time I got really baked and watched the original silent Nosferatu while listening to Rammstein live. I got freaked out and had to bail.

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a lot of people are stressed about the next few years of our lives. It undoubtedly will get weird. Draw on your inner strength , do things that make you smile. Happy new year

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Do us all a favor and unalive you worthless pos

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rewatching Krampus. Toni Collette as a mom at the end of her rope. So familiar somehow.

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From Xitter

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Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.

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Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.

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Our tree has a heavy peppermint vibe this year.

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One of my favorite parts of the grinch is when he side eyes the fourth wall.

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Die Hard is not only a Christmas Movie, it’s a a Hallmark Christmas movie. McLain flies across the country to battle adversity to be reunited with his estranged wife in time for Xmas. It also has a great score, so it’s a musical as well.

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When I was about 10 or 11, I had a conversation with my very catholic mom about the immaculate conception. I said, “Joseph thought he got Mary pregnant and just went along with the story.” My mom was a bit horrified.

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I don’t post or like at all on Xitter now. They probably have some AI scoop that classifies your personality.. . FU Eln.

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doctor: it’s black lung disease me: so goth lungs then

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I would rather be on the street than be the the most powerful man in the world shitting his depends,

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This…

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Rachel Sennott is the QWAIN of thirst trap.

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🧵Central Nj, last night around 6 pm a friend that works about a mile away, texted that she and her coworkers saw drones above their workplace. It was a clear full moon night, and my SO and I saw three large drones with white, red, green, lights, appearing to follow the river behind our house.

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Going drone hunting tonight. I heard they like it when you play dark side of the moon.

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I’ve gotten my to do list down from “things that really need to happen” to “things to do when I’m bored”.

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I’ve been on Blewski for a couple of months and I’ve only had to block two accounts. Yay!

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Not counting the disastrous cabinet picks, We are heading towards a full scale trade war against all of our key partners “Mexico Canada” and our president elect shat himself at the Notre Dame ceremony. Got damn.

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never a bad time to share this

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Not available anywhere in any format except used. Let the bidding commence.

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People don’t ever have their shit together. They are just currently operating in their comfort zone.

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Jello Biafra must be laughing himself silly rn.

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No b.s. but this just showed up in my xitter feed.

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People don’t ever have their shit together. They are just currently operating in their comfort zone.

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Really enjoy paranoia in a movie . It makes my anxiety feel childish. The Thing, invasion of the body snatchers.

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Chatting with The Boy about the Hailey Welch HawkTuah rugpull scheme. Those MFK goin to jail . Unless trump pardons them.

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People were surprised when we all found out that broccoli, broccolini, broccoli rabe, cauliflower and kale all were from the same plant at different stages of growth. That should have been taught to us in kindergarten. Maybe intentionally suppressed? Too empowering?

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S.O. is watching Elf for the first time. She is not a fan of me reciting dialogue while she’s watching.

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How is Saturn even do that with the rings? Just showing off.

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