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I’m enjoying #TheEternaut (Netflix). Argentina is the landing site for an alien invasion. A deadly snowfall hits on one of the hottest days of the year, and a small group of friends try to find a safe way to leave their apartment. But it’s in Spanish- I can’t do chores w/o looking bcz I need CC.

Even if you **think** you know what's behind the attacks on #libraries in #Louisiana, read this report. It's all here - the connections, the influence peddling, the bullying of #librarians - with receipts. This wasn't genuine concern about book content; it was a coordinated, professional campaign.

I was out running errands all afternoon. What kind of shitlicking idiocy from the GOP or Dems happened today?

I am severely in love with how the trump/musk manly-man fans are trying this “people aren’t used to seeing how masculine men argue” thing. yes bros that’s right. being a messy bitch online, that’s real alpha behavior. if Achilles were alive today he’d be in Hector’s mentions on social fucking media

Here's what the Trump parade costs in poverty terms. #PoorPeoplesCampaign

www.medpagetoday.com/washington-w...

The world is looking at Trumplethinskin and Space Karen. They should be looking at Peter Thiel, who is still managing vast sums for the Epstein Estate while backing Mascara Boy and Project 2025.

it's the unmoisturized elbows for me.

Tren de U.S. Marshals

As I just said on CNN, I’m not going to take any money from Elon Musk, a man who did a Hitler salute. It’s astounding that some Democrats won’t say the same. secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky?refcode=cnn

Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people and

Kirby foresaw everything. In 1970, Jack created Morgan Edge, a cruel corporate CEO that was now Clark Kent's boss. The ruthless Edge was secretly the head of Intergang. Jack was interested in organized crime gaining a foothold in corporate America - particularly a giant media conglomerate.

U Michigan spent nearly a million dollars paying private spies to follow and harass its own students. The university is in crisis.

This is insane

In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children

to the large swath of people that seem to be looking at elon and thinking "I can fix him" no, you desperate ass bitches. no you can not. he's a fucking nazi. you want his money. you dont care about anything else just say it out loud. if you can say it out loud we'll stop yelling at you

This level of surveillance is happening at multiple universities all across the country, including those where there haven't been student protests that made it into the national news.

how can it be pride month already? i wasn't even finished with lust and sloth yet

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

In amongst all the excitement I fear many have missed this outstanding bit of trolling by Friedrich Merz. The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.

BREAKING: Big Balls has been executed after a military tribunal

The actual day that Ferris Bueller took off in Ferris Bueller's Day Off was this day, June 5, in 1985. That means his day off is as many years removed from today as it is from the end of World War II.

A trans woman in Philadelphia was attacked with acid by multiple children on the first day of pride. www.inquirer.com/crime/acid-a...

Dean: When did we have a trade surplus? Lutnick: About 100 years ago Dean: It was the Great Depression.

In more depressing news today

her time has come once more

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nothing has ever been more needed than someone telling trump about the botched dick implant

Bluesky right now:

“IF”?!? There’s no fucking way he didn’t lie. He’s lied his way into every gawddam thing he’s ever done. Elon Musk has never earned any of his titles, he’s bought his way into them.

Somewhere out there a flat earther is looking at the news, stirring horse paste into his raw milk, and crying

going to start holding annual june 5th parties

Tag yourself. I’m shitered.