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White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls (ie perpetual state of suffering). Dad and husband. Simpsons references appreciated and encouraged. He/him
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Legit hate this song

This is absolutely horrible.

This sucks. So many people from this show lost at an early age

RIP Mr. Swerski

It's super fun being in a dust storm during your daughter's softball game. As if the high winds blowing the infield dust weren't enough...

The appropriate answer to this is "Who gives a single fucking shit? He was better as a dead guy than the people installing the Plane Crashing Machines and disappearing people off the street so they can cash in on military contracts while firing veterans." It's possible to not take the bait, I swear!

"You're a Pink Pony Girl"

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

Cubs fans haven’t been this enthusiastically wrong since the last medium depth fly ball

[the world is a vampire voice] the pope likes the white sox

The new Pope is probably aware of the Dave Matthews Band incident

He's going to use this map to get to the Vatican