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with glitch shutting down i'm afraid i'm going to have to start a Save Horsle fundraising campaign. unfortunately i'm going to have to start selling horsle merch. you leave me no choice but to start a paywalled podcast. i must, with, regret, accept no less than $1k from each of my followers. sadly,

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i am putting you on timeout inside the fridge

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would you consider james bond 007 to be agentic

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it would be nice if someone would bring me a pizza and also £7 million

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a lot of my followers are playing psychosexual games with me through their pattern of likes

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(wichita lineman voice) i can see you in the voice chat. i can see you are online

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i've been looking at my world map and i think i found a bit that hasn't been discovered yet

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(stepping into the room where you were born) aahh something evil happened here. i can sense it. something shitty that really sucks...

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there was a time when the worst thing a building could become was a trendy wine bar. now we long for the days when that's all the evil a building could do

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Cpl: sir! I spied the french from the mizzens Aubrey: dick fuck. roll out the guns. and fetch Mr Maturin Cpl: the biologist guy? Aubrey: yes he’s - oh here he is Maturin: jack one of the sails is the most pleasant shade of orange in this light Aubrey: splendid! Corporal stay & listen to this

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every stephen king book is called something like "the shining" or "carrie" or "misery" or "from a buick 8" or "the girl who loved tom gordon" or "joyland" or "mr mercedes" 🤣

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it must be crazy finding out you're the new pope

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there's only two reasons i wouldn't have liked one of your posts and that's either I haven't seen it or i hate you

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no sorry we're not canceling nathan fielder because a chronic game show contestant didnt get to be on tv the way she liked. the sully episode is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

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oh really? using chatgpt makes me a loser? and i suppose my wife finding the erotic fiction i made chatgpt write for me about her sleeping with my brother and getting it stuck in her head and actually ending up leaving me for him makes me a loser too 🙄 you people don't even know what you're mad at

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i can't wait for you all to see what we've done with the new pope! i really believe this is the best and most thrilling pope we've ever made. i'm so proud to have been a part of his production and so excited for everyone to experience him #ad

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The hierarchy of power in the #Vatican is about to change. #NewPope #PopeTraining #WhiteSmoke⚡️

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death de jure means death of the day

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