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milawithak.bsky.social
funnier in person, but I don't go outside
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Joining a fanbase just to feel something

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

submitted 93 days ago • 46 comments

Instead of Sunday Scaries, I propose Sunday Angries where we all become reasonably upset that we have to drag ourselves to work on what would otherwise be a perfectly acceptable Monday

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

Shall I shake my ass at the club tonight, or stay inside and consume my body weight in sushi and gyoza

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Why does everything nowadays come with assembly required? I do not wish to assemble

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I just wanna know how someone can be worse at something the second time they do it, yet here we are

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Someone at my work once called me "most likely to unionize" and it may be the best compliment I have ever received

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Now is a great time to try drugs because, unlike our grandparents, no amount of green juice and bone broth is going to help the fact that humanity probably won't make it to the next century

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

submitted 153 days ago • 382 comments

I've said it before, Miller has the rudest shootout move in the NHL. Way more options open up when you force the goalie to think about his positioning instead of just skating straight forward and deking. #Canucks

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

More bugs cause the bugs were a vibe

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Afternoon tea and the bug zoo for my birthday 🥳

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out…

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Day 5 of Christmas vacation. Each morning I sneak to the pantry to pour baileys into my coffee. Am I stealthy or does my family just pretend not to notice?

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Sadness leaving my body as soon as I have money

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.

submitted 185 days ago • 506 comments

As a child, I used to watch the Grinch and sob because “they make him live in garbage!” I hated those fucking Whos

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies…I want us to be honest. Are y’all checking your phones in public washroom stalls? Cause why tf are these lines so long??

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Bought this ceramic dish just to bake brie tonight. Best $10 I’ve ever spent on a kitchen tool

submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

Confession: I go to Christmas markets and tell the vendors “These will make great presents!” but everything I’m buying is for myself

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

submitted 190 days ago • 40 comments

Food security. If you’ve never been so poor that you have to skip meals days in a row because there is literally nothing to eat, you don’t know what it’s like to be truly hungry. Food banks saved my life. One day I hope to give back more than contributing donations from time to time.

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments