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mildlynuclear.bsky.social
The Secretary of Absolute Dandyism, Supreme Minister of Shut the Fuck Up.
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I'm going to be real. Don't ever subscribe to the notion of "We're all doomed." over real world events, despite how reasonable it seems to do so. You aren't doomed until you're dead or dying. Don't fall into that hole. Be the smallest amount of positivity that some people are needing right now.

"You become what you consume and you are fucking doomed."

Almost 30 years of Touhou music and Shanghai Teahouse, Chinese Tea is STILL my favorite track

🎶 "Shanghai Teahouse ~ Chinese Tea" (Touhou 6: EoSD), but it's a 16-Bit SNES Remix!!! (ft. Ryu from Streets) 🐉👊 #東方Project

Crazy that this is canon now www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqyA...

Flying Toasters in After Dark 2.0

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

The Hakutaku is loose! #東方Project

🎵 "Don't Wait Until Night" x "Heart of Fire" (Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow), but it's a 16-Bit SNES Remix!!! ✝️🔥 #Castlevania #Chiptune #SNES

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

You are not what you remember. You are what remains. Identity is a shackle. Memory is a chain.

Dear recipe website, I don't need to know the story about your dad's escape from the old country or how all he brought with him was his poor nonna's handwritten cookbook. I just need to know how long to braise the fucking duck. Regards, A bitch just trying to plan dinner.

The abode of madness lies ahead, so be sure to step over the dead. As we march straight to our own demise, on a battlefield that's built on lies. We all made the choice to kill the truth, feels so much better to be uncouth.

Quake 3 Arena texture file names sound like obscure music genres.