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At Ft Carson in the early 2000s, a dude in my unit and one of his buddies got drunk, broke into the 3rd ACR motor pool, and pooped down the hatches of a couple 113 APCs. Even if you can’t hotwire an armored vehicle, you can at least delay its deployment.

just like he sent troops in to take care of the pros and the testers

What’s funny to me about these “Bluesky doesn’t matter” takes, esp relative to X, is that we used to hear the same thing about Twitter relative to Facebook, Instagram, YouTube - even goddamn LinkedIn had a bigger user base than Twitter at Twitter’s pre-Musk peak. Dude, you both smol. Also, so what?

@grahamclark.bsky.social wHaT iF aLl thE hIGh sCHoOl bullieD IF ThE wOrlD StArTEd DoInG stand up? Like that. It’d look like that

Oh, protest is futile? Well I just updated my preferences to hide all stories from ABC News, so that’s $0.06 cents they’ll have to suck out of donald trump’s dick cuz they ain’t getting it from my clicks

I told my wife about the accommodations national guardsmen are getting in LA and she said it’s like the Fyre Festival of troop deployments

Elon trying to rehab his brand

I’ve been saying it for years, ICE has mommy issues, and so they called in the pro

Down 8% from last week - nice!

When you love both of your gay dads exactly the same

Describing Biden’s dropping out as a result of his “betrayal by the Democratic Party” is delusional. Biden and everyone who was close to him betrayed the party and all Americans. As Biden’s mouthpiece, Karine Jean-Pierre was key to America’s misunderstanding of Biden’s condition.

Can’t believe they’re going to blow up Notre Dame again. They just finished putting it back together. smh

*shines Luigi signal into the night sky*

While this page is still up, someone should show it to the dumb motherfucker running FEMA so he can get up to speed on what kinds of emergencies he’s likely to be managing www.ncei.noaa.gov/access/billi...

I prefer presidents who vet prospects BEFORE nominating them to run government agencies www.npr.org/2025/06/01/n...

She won’t be surprised when she dies from a bat to the head

Um, that’s Bill Cosby

If someone isn’t parking a TACO food truck outside the White House, what are we even doing with this stupid timeline!?

maga: lgbtq majors are killing America we need more young people going into the trades Also maga: fuck the poors and the trades too www.dol.gov/newsroom/rel...

Two things you should know about me: One, I had my middle name legally changed to BMX two days before 9/11, and two, I don’t usually wear socks, but when I do it’s because my mommy made me

imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao

They don’t need protection from anyone but trump because they aren’t red pulsating assholes news.google.com/read/CBMicEF...

I don’t have a problem with the fact that coffee goes right through me, it’s the hole it uses I don’t like

say corporations eat trump’s tariffs. where do they poop? eating will ding their earnings & stock prices. maybe some rich people don’t get richer because of it, but anyone with a retirement account or saving for their kids’ education with a 529 is going to be next in line in this human centipede

Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes.

hi yes and who pays for the army budget just wondering

when maga jump from plane, earth wear parachute

this why RFK jr talks like that

“my bill will eliminate authors” -some republican

Remember just weeks ago the GOP was bragging about how they were threatening to sue Dems for defamation for saying they wanted to cut Medicaid? And a billboard company removed ads in response?

Just to get everyone up to speed, the president says the US doesn’t have enough negotiators to cut individual deals with countries during its 90-day tariff pause, but countries that don’t cut deals will see tariffs raised back to the made-up levels that caused the US stock market to crash last month

people need to internalize, very quickly, that federal research grants are a hypercompetitive contracting process not charity, and that what Uncle Sam gets in return for that money is American dominance in the future

what qualifies Oprah to launder shitty white dudes? My insurance is asking

Why has Kid Rock not been arrested for obstructing ICE arrests after his restaurant sent undocumented workers home last week so they wouldn’t be swept up in an ICE raid, but Judge Dugan directing a man through a different door is a federal offense?

when you’re a soft boy proud to have lived the softest life possible

trump has lost the script. It’s CHY-NAH that’s eating the tariffs, not our beautiful corporations, and certainly not the American people finance.yahoo.com/news/walmart...

got a new handle, gonna fix my rake and clean up these leaks

One reason it’s hard to sell climate action is that if you take the steps necessary to prevent a climate catastrophe, nothing happens. People who never understood the problem think it was a waste of effort and $ and next time maybe nothing gets done and there is a catastrophe, then no next time

every time our landlord comes to fix a problem he tells us to stop using toilet paper and then asks if we want to buy this house for 400,000 united states dollars

jesus christ