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Tall and good at sports. I have a key, but not access, to an industrial juicer
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gumshoe real as fuck for this

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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

submitted 9 days ago • 80 comments

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

submitted 11 days ago • 77 comments

I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

I love it when the season-long plot lines finally converge

submitted 14 days ago • 174 comments

Twitter: Would you like more information about white genocide Bluesky: We live in a failed state Nextdoor: I eated a bug 🫣

submitted 16 days ago • 155 comments

“dai dark” always good

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked

submitted 20 days ago • 87 comments

Sephiroth is our next Surgeon General. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

submitted 22 days ago • 47 comments

Robin is high as fuck

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

What I like about role-playing games is that they allow you to act out power fantasies that you could never achieve in real life.

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👀過去絵プチリメイク

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

what’s- what’s the good way

submitted 32 days ago • 283 comments

Sabrina, I don’t think that spiking the punch counts as witchcraft.

submitted 34 days ago • 16 comments

The winner so far for Most Baffling Gashapon Machine is this one which exclusively dispenses lapel pins of Billy Joel album covers.

submitted 41 days ago • 35 comments

Good news, everyone: Ponk

submitted 37 days ago • 14 comments

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

submitted 39 days ago • 74 comments

Hey, have you played GET IN THE CAR, LOSER!, my lesbian road trip RPG about an anxious trans lesbian going on an adventure to fight a reactionary cult summoning an ancient evil? It's currently on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/938860/G... and also available on your local Nintendo Switch eShop!

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Good morning Happy Earth Day

submitted 39 days ago • 37 comments

Not a lot of people realize this, but "TFcon" is actually short for "Trans Femme Convention" 🏳️‍⚧️ We just happen to have a lot of robot toys there too. Who doesn't like transforming robots? 🤷‍♀️

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*when uzumaki stuff starts happening in my town* omfg LEARN ANOTHER SHAPE

submitted 236 days ago • 5 comments

you're gonna wanna see this

submitted 50 days ago • 74 comments

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 54 days ago • 1312 comments

Imagine taking the doodlebug up to see your best gal and your rival shows up in a flying hamburger

submitted 54 days ago • 25 comments

Thread. Tom’s dad is my FAVORITE now

submitted 54 days ago • 7 comments

YOU GUYS.

submitted 57 days ago • 323 comments

i love seeing a million posts like "it's funny that he is suffering" and not only do we all know who he is but we all want the same thing. like who's the pronoun now dipshit

submitted 59 days ago • 13 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

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Prague bathroom art goes hard. I feel like I'm trying to pee in Chainsaw Man

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?

submitted 65 days ago • 162 comments

steven universe didn't deserve a fandom that raked it over the coals for perceived moral flaws it deserved ones that could appreciate the depth of pearl's insanely toxic yuri behavior

submitted 65 days ago • 25 comments

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this really is what it’s like

submitted 66 days ago • 29 comments

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

submitted 69 days ago • 40 comments

I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.

submitted 74 days ago • 20 comments

I have nine children living in a $9,000,000 life-sized replica of the Titanic and if they develop psychic powers they don't die 🥰

submitted 72 days ago • 33 comments

Big day for my mall, they finally realized their AI generated mural had a girl with 3 legs and a girl wearing a jacket made of human skin and fixed it

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

Xenoblade 1 battle dialogue

submitted 75 days ago • 12 comments

flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself

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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

submitted 77 days ago • 18 comments

That's right: 106+ volumes all on the Viz app, as of today! We'll be catching up with the print volumes soon. Whew.

submitted 77 days ago • 8 comments

I disagree, Wilbur. I disagree completely.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment