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I forgot how fun reading romance books can be lmao. I’m laying in bed shouting “KISS HER!” And kicking my fucking legs in the air like a grade schooler when their lips slam together

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Bring back men wearing crop tops and hoochie man shorts this summer PLEASE 🙏

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My fat ass don’t jiggle because it’s all muscle 😩

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I FUCKING LOVE BUFF, ASIAN MEN

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I’m getting back into makeup as a hobby and I forgot how therapeutic it can be. I’m having the time of my life while listening to music

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How much do you think Tom Cruise’s life insurance is? You think his rep gets heart palpitations and shouts “HE WANTS TO DO WHAT?!” Every time?

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I have a love/hate relationship with glute days. Hate them because ouch, love them because of the glute pump

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My dad overheard me telling my partner that his haircut selfie made my pussy purr 😩

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Can Anonymous like, delete Trump’s X account? For the sake of this country

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Extra virgin olive oil implies there’s a slutty olive oil

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Going to the aquarium and saying “I caught this in animal crossing”

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“Listening to audiobooks isn’t reading. Graphic novels don’t count as reading” Girl, just say you’re stupid and shut up

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Smile lines? Oh no, baby. These are thizz face lines ☹️

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Had to run errands today so I put on a little makeup (look good, feel good amiright?). I was out longer than I wanted to so I rewarded myself with strawberry milk tea. See?? I CAN do hard things!

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I despise those videos where a person is deceiving someone like “I’m really hungry but have no money, could you get something for me?” The stranger gets something for them & they’re like “I was testing people to see who’s actually kind enough to help me out. Here’s $100” Get the fuck outta here 🙄

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I did not finish a single book the month of April. I started The Will of the Many and still getting through it. It’s tough trying to find the time to relax and read when my world is imploding

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Scratched a hidden pimple on my back at the gym and accidentally shouted “AGH” like Chewbacca

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I may be anxious and depressed but at least I have a fat ass

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I find it funny that majority of ppl eating cup noodles microwaved it even though it says not to to the point where cup noodles changed the cups to be paper so it’s so safe to microwave. They literally said “HERE, you idiots. Happy now?”

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Gonna get a tramp stamp tattoo that says “GET OUT OF MY SWAMP”

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I’m really enjoying coming into my “womanly” body recently, stretch marks and all

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I’m on bumble BFF (for the umpteenth time) and for one of the prompts, the girl said “my mother would describe me as..her daughter” and I literally laughed out loud. Quickest right swipe

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The country is falling apart and so is my life so that’s fan-fucking-tastic! Thank you, universe. You always know how to humble me

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Unintentionally lost 5 pounds since last week and I would be celebrating but I know I’ve lost some muscle mass in the process so I’m grieving 🫠

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Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it. Read books. Form your own opinions. LEARN THINGS. READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

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Haven’t taken a selfie in so long but I felt a little pretty today

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If someone told me “you’re getting big” five years ago, I would’ve cried and relapsed. Now someone tells me “you’re getting big” I’m like “really? You mean it? 💪🏼🥹”

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I’ve had these B&N exclusive editions of Crescent City since they were released and I don’t plan on ever reading them but it’s so hard to part with them because they’re so pretty

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Yes, I WILL call you a boomer and Gen X’er if you use and praise AI

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Anxiety by Doechii scratches a particular itch in my brain and I fear it’ll be on repeat until I get sick of it or I find another song to become obsessed with

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My partner asked me what I do when my work day is slow and he’s at work and I said “sometimes I nap, scroll on my phone until I get bored, but most of the time I’m sunbathing with the dog or just staring at the blank screen of the tv” and his face was like 😟

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Babies crying as soon as they’re out of their mother’s womb is them going “WHY?? WHY??” For being thrust into society and this dying planet

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I just finished Crying in H Mart and my god, tears were shed. I think the relationship between Michelle and her mom resonates with all elder daughters of immigrants

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After unloading groceries I realized I forgot to buy lemons and I was planning on making a blueberry lemon loaf tonight so guess who’s going out again to get some damn lemons! 🫠

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Thought I’d share what the back of my kindle oasis looks like! #booksky

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Today’s Bailey’s gotcha day! In honor of being with us for five years, here are some pictures of the first week we brought her home.

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This is how I feel while reading Sunrise on the Reaping and catching references of the other books

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I literally shout “EW FUCKIN NAZI” at every single cybertruck I see, and it’s a lot considering I’m in the Bay Area, so I’m ecstatic to see less of those dump trucks on the road thanks to the recall

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Ugh Yellowjackets episodes go by way too fast 😩 I NEED MORE!!

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I miss being a bookseller for two reasons: being surrounded by books for 8 hrs day and on the rare occasion, giving book recommendations. The employee discount and ARCs were a big plus too 🤭

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Finished the Green Bone saga five minutes ago..

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I made it to the third interlude of Jade Legacy and I can’t do this shit anymore omg. WHAT THE HELL MISS FONDA LEE

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“Leftists cannot tolerate other ideas” said the people who disappear their political enemies

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The state of this country makes me feel like I’m in an episode of Black Mirror

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I dry heave when I’m really anxious and today has been nothing but dry heaves. I HATE IT and I hate Mondays 😭

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Maybe it’s because I’m getting older but I couldn’t care less about celebrities. Half of the stuff I see being reported about them I’m like “who??” Or “who genuinely cares?”

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Torn between wanting to keep my relationship private but also wanting to speak about it because I love our dynamic so much 🫠

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To ppl who get dogs only to leave them outside 24/7 🗣️ your mom’s a hoe

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