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misanthropicgit.bsky.social
Reclusive hermit, awaiting humanity to ascend this cycle of societal immolation, mired in nostalgic detachment
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submitted 14 hours ago • 114 comments

🎵 turn the beast around 🎵

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Yesterday a co-worker asked me how I old I was. He said he’d never guess I was more than 35, but added I act and bitch like I’m 60. Averages out to 49, my actual age

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

please dress accordingly

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Oh, Starscream. Never change.

submitted 16 hours ago • 22 comments

Stocking up on pogey bait before heading out to the range… #GIJoe #Cobra #SnackViper

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Eat your veggies to outlive the haters 🌈

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hope I live to see the day when there is never another app update ever again

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Do you remember 2022? Really remember it? sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-lost-v...

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

The argument opposes every bullet point on their own agenda far more cleanly than what they oppose. We’re all going to die? Then why hoard that wealth? You can’t take it with you. Why oppose abortion? Those zygotes will all die. Why own a gun? It won’t stop you from inevitably dying. Yada yada

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Return of the Jedi has been lambasted for the Death Star pt2 plot but look at how white supremacy functions - it’s basically the same shit. They get their asses destroyed, then rise back to power to do the same dumb shit the same dumb way & will get their asses shredded again. Unoriginal but true

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Dogfight got a new plane and jacket deco #GIJoe

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

This is a portal to another dimension when it’s running. Just make sure you get all your parts through the center

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

‘Big Tits Potato Chips’ - 1930s - made in Dunn, North Carolina. ‘Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut Co. The image is that of Mr. Tart.’

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

www.etsy.com/shop/AntiTru... As a mug, tee, sticker, poster, or car magnet

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Lying in the tub, ears under water, synchronizing my heartbeat to Skinny Puppy

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Psyche-Out & Outback go out for some greasy dine-in after a work out #GIJoe

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

“How do you sanitize a chainsaw…? Eh, we’ll worry about that later.” #GIJoe

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

🫩 oh shit they finally made an emoji of me

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

What if trump is removed from office by the military at his military parade 🫡

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Adorable, but very slow

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Bubbly apple crisp

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck yeah - eat it, maga

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submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Dude was asking for it

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What if we kissed under the fentanyl tree? 🫣

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Legit friends

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

More fun than riding in back of a T-47 Snowspeeder

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN LEAFBLOWER USE A FUCKING RAKE YOU CLOD

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

A prostate full of gender-affirming gear: massive exploding sports balls, 18 scale inches of fully-thrusting phallic ordnance, protective helmet w/eye & face guard. Elbow pads. Capt. Grid-Iron excels at being unpopular & impossible to make cool. Complete in the collection #GIJoe #theFridgewasenough

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

My general third eye area has been feeling weird for the past 2 weeks, and I’m wondering if this is going to end up like From Beyond

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Gass mosh drill

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