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One thing about streaming services is that I wish to communicate my desire to never hear any radio edit of any song ever. Obviously, this track doesn't count.

There is nothing that you can tell me that I didn't already learn from Pimp C.

HEY GUYS! WHITEY IS ON THE MOOK AGAIN!

Norman Reedus also rides a bike 🤔 I've never seen Norman Reedus and Kamen Rider in the same room 🤔🤔

The united states government is barely in charge of me anymore.

As of today the US government is like 20% in charge of me.

Comrades, it's ok to take delight in an outcome that you played a small role in ensuring. Some joy doesn't mean that you are ignoring the terrible. It means that you might have a better chance of surviving the terrible and remaining committed to bringing about some good. Have a good day.

I know that you heard,"I'll see you when you get there." But what i said was, "C U WHEN U GET THERE." You have growing up to do.

the last chunk of my life has been less annoying owed in no small part to "The Deftones" being culturally irrelevant. The last couple of weeks has sucked. The defines have always sucked. Fuck those guys and fuck you. Eat my shit and hair.

My mom is these two.

WHO IS IN THIS POST OFFICE EATING CIGARETTES?

That urge to make a big stack of P.B.&J.'s and shuffle them shits like a deck of cards before I eat the whole schmoigle...

About to make the realest phone mount for my car.

How the fuck did we get from "Rocky IV" to here? This sucks.

It is so embarrassing to remember how wack i was about, "Sailor Moon" when i was a piece of shit kid.

I'm bored already.

I been training for this moment for a long time. "The Great Chairman's little red app" gonna have these old Chinese ladies yelling out "BONES!" in the staircase.

Why does white guy humor usually involve shitting on your wife? P.S. he should have at least called her, "Maj. Loose-anagi".

This album in particular. This song specifically.

For years I been watching idiots on the television or whatever talking about how the Yakuza is like "not a thing anymore" or whatever. Fucking idiots.

Look deep into my ass.

Why does my grocery bag got Three 6 Mafia lines on it? Hy-Vee is raw for this.

MGS:V is the least serious war crime simulator ever designed. Also Kojima-san is unknowable.

Nobody over 30 years old should be in charge of picking marvel cinema projects.

This has been a thing for some time I believe.

All I want this year is a condom for a horse made out of people skin.