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I could make 25 of these lists on any given day. Today I'm going with 5. 48 Hours 4. Cool Hand Luke 3. The Dirty Dozen 2. Master & Commander 1. The Big Lebowski

RETVRN

God I love it when a DJ is visibly having a great time youtu.be/JEQ2Qx_HaFk?...

This guy is the world's biggest pants pisser. Bro, you are a public figure who NEVER FUCKING LOGS OFF. Of course people are going to be mean to you on the internet.

Nobody on NJ was buying that pitch. We’ve been smelling bullshit off this guy since he was mayor of Newark.

Big Dick Schoof energy.

woegurt

The White South Africans arriving in America

change a letter, ruin a band Moth the Hoople

If you’re wondering who to vote for for gov …

“Who the fuck are you?!?!” Indeed. Spit it, sister. Fuck yes.

If I was going to bet on an outcome on this, I'd bet that some red state governor is going to make the state fleet all cyber trucks.

BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome? POPE LEO XIV: I've tried

Ready for the conclave. Got my game face on. Those cardinals better not try it with me.

fish swimming by the USS Harry S. Truman