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“well, my neighbor got thrown in a gulag, my kid has measles and the ps6 costs as much as a ford bronco, but i just can’t get past dems refusing to say joe biden was old in 2025” - a voter who definitely exists

Please please please a journalist has to ask the press secretary this question

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

Has anyone asked the Department of Homeland Security why the agents it hires for ICE, HSI, etc. are so cowardly, weak and out-of-shape that a) they won't even show their faces in public and b) they need to pretend they were "assaulted" by two woman members of Congress, one of whom is 80 years old?

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

I really, really need to stop arguing with strangers on the internet.

NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

"[Road violence is] literally happening in every single one of our districts and it’s about trying to make sure that we do right by our constituents," said Council Member Yusef Salaam.

I am begging Democrats from @schumer.senate.gov on down to take their cues from communication like this. It’s direct, it’s honest, and it pulls no punches. Americans want politicians who talk like human beings, not poll-tested robots. Rep. Crockett is nailing that.

100 days of Trump 2.0 and what do we have? Mass deportations, pardons for insurrectionists, federal purges, economic whiplash, and tariffs choking families. This ain’t leadership—it’s vengeance in a suit. He’s not rebuilding America, he’s gutting it.

they know there's going to be an apocalypse for trucking jobs due to tariffs so they're trying to stem the political damage by making it so the layoffs disproportionately affect non-english speaking truckers

This is how 60-70% of American adults think about housing markets.

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This is deranged. Jan. 6 defendants were repped by one of the best public defender offices in the U.S. They were more likely to be released pretrial & got comparatively light sentences. SCOTUS threw out a bunch of convictions, which almost never happens. They got gold-plated due process!

For the record, Council Member Chris Banks just said the words that "we all want safety, but parking is more important."

NYT actually published this sentence, which asks us to take baseless moral panic bullshit seriously as a reasonable position. Supporters of the Holocaust considered Jews to be subhuman saboteurs of German society, too. So fucking what??

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

The current American regime claims, via a variety of changing stories and statements, that this guy they kidnapped is a dangerous gang member who committed crimes. That they refuse to show any evidence of, to the public or to a judge. In America. In 2025. After originally admitting it was a mistake.

We've seen videos like this before, but usually when you see a tearful wife pleading with the kidnappers who have taken her husband, she's not talking to the U.S. president

BREAKING NEWS

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

RFK Jr's always going on about "healthy" and what he means is a mixture of nihilism and eugenics, that public health and medicine are pointless because "unhealthy" people are going to (and deserve to) die anyway. Never mind the kid's death was easily preventable. Call them "unhealthy" and move on.

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

weird, what could explain this

Hail to the thief. And "fuck you" to every journalist who printed the risible lie that DOGE was a "cost cutting" or "efficiency" effort as if it were a truth everyone acknowledged. Don't print lies in the newspaper

Sending people outside the jurisdiction on pretended offenses and without due process is about as central to the American revolutionaries’ grievances as one can get.

every single time

Have those penguins ever for once in their ungrateful lives said THANK YOU to the United States?