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mitchelltrips.bsky.social
Writer, punk rock musician, and record collector. Bass player in Western Addiction. Total ding-dong. YAY AREA. Go Warriors.
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"This incredibly important thing affecting millions of people is just a distraction from the other important thing affecting millions of people!" *tries to walk while chewing gum, falls flat on my face*

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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

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it's so funny when people armchair quarterback for Bluesky itself, saying, "You're losing users to X because of . . ." Buddy? I could give a rat's ass how successful Bluesky is lol. Just let me put my brain rot into writing here.

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THIS JUST IN: Fat loser throws himself a birthday party.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

don't talk to me before I've had my Jocko Mölk

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I served Kato Kaelin at a restaurant in Oakland. It was Sunday night and shit was dead. He asked me where the party was. I had no idea.

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man this targeted marketing is getting scary accurate

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This shirts fuego

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

got a good chuckle at the thrift store

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RIP big dog

submitted 10 days ago • 46 comments

RIP to the king

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wrong. Rolling a natural 20 at the perfect time in Dungeons and Dragons. There is no higher high.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

just got a couple Ring cameras at the house (insane guy lives in the ADU behind us, is losing his mind, long story) and it's so humbling to watch footage of yourself taking out the trash.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

spend 15 minutes on Fremont Street in Las Vegas and you understand why and how Donald Trump became president twice.

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oh sweet christ please don't do it

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

here's a full set video of our Nothington set at Punk Rock Bowling. Super fun show!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

chorus pedals are the gin of guitar pedals and no I will not elaborate

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

my good friend who in the past few years has gotten red-pilled always tries to say he's just 'questioning' things and that he's not right-wing, but then goes on to spout out right-wing horse shit. And having just watched that Jordan Peterson video, I realize exactly where he's gotten this act from.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I accidentally saw both Drowning Pool and Alien Ant Farm live this weekend in Vegas. So, uh.... that sucks?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

about to catch a plane to go to Punk Rock Bowling in Vegas and play 2 different shows with 2 different bands. Please hold my stamina and liver health in your prayers 🤲

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

the nerve of this man dictating what's healthy to an entire society while looking and sounding like a dead body injected with the Re-Animator serum.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

can't wait to be an unshaven 50-ear-old serf limping along in service of our Tech Overlords.

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