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Host of Giving Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, blatant hypocrisy. Roll MAGA Tide. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul In One Easy Step,” I sniff farts for a living, am NOT stunning NOR brave. I am a parody LITERALLY (said with extra vocal fry!)
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The ketamine wore off, time for a quick nap at my fav watering hole on my fav fun bags!! Wake me when you're done!! #DMForTitsAndNudes

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Happy Humpday bitches!! Momma put the kids down for a looooong nap and she's jumped on the ketamine train!! Come drink with me!! #DMForKAndNudes

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My 4 brat children: Mom, you promised us a well-balance breakfast this morning! Me: Hey kids, there's a lot going on in the world. Here's a sucker, get sucking!

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When will Joy Division step up to the plate and add some fun to our lives????

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NOOOOOORM!!!! Momma's drowning herself in a bottle of tequila as she loses another idol! Who can watch the kids for me?!?! #DMForDirectionsAndNudes

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I gladly snatched up my season tix for the fam to the new Kennedy Center lineup! Finally we can watch wholesome content that does not include Ru Paul castagays or low rent drag queens trying to do lady face! Come thru Mrs. Doubtfire!! www.kennedy-center.org/whats-on/sea...

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Once Jesus is out of the basement, he can then control the air space affectively!! Jesus will rule the skies!! Seethe and copy liberal bitches!!

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James Comey found the shells my kids put together. I was teaching them to count to 10. They aren't the brightest kids, some say they take after their mother!!

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I bedazzled my own sweater!! I think it's giving General Mom vibes! Discuss!

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Mike Lee makes me so wet and horny...there I said it!! I'm going to DM him to see if he wants to make some content for my OFs!!! Wish me luck!! The rent is due and momma's gotta work HARD for the $$$!!

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I sweat to the oldies trying to achieve the perfect Trumpian body! And I have filed many a complaint to Revlon that they do not have the Trump foundation. #BringOnTheOreosAndCheetos

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Great things about having kids: Custom drawings by request. “Show us your dreams for the future!" (He claims this is us snorkeling. I've sent him for electroshock treatment!)

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OMG they are NOT suspending due process, they are suspending Habeas Corpus, some Greek illegal alien!! Calm your big hair down!!

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I wana negotiate a trade deal between Nutlick and my nether regions!! Come on in Howie, the water's warm!!!

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Having as much cardio sex as I can Dr Oz!!! Hard out here for a forty year, er I mean 35 year old!! Come on hot guys, single or otherwise, help momma stay healthy!!!! #DMForNudes

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Like Newark, Momma's in a blackout today!! Hello Friday! Who can watch my kids while Momma's in her happy place??? Anyone, anyone?? #DMForNudes

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Welcum to the new Holy Communion bitches!! The mass after party is gonna be LIT!!!

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