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Filmmaker, Gamer, Dad, Sock Enthusiast (yes, I like fun socks A LOT). Come follow at http://www.twitch.tv/mlhfilms
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Went to the doctor again today and am back on antibiotics. The last two months have been the flu, post viral cough, sinus infection, and now ear infection. I'd really like to feel good again 'cause I don't remember what it feels like anymore.

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Watching Big Mouth and Maury said "your body is just going to get a little worse every day till you die" and it was too real for a show that makes this many jokes about dicks...

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Logged on today to say something clever: something clever.

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I find it so reassuring to know that no one out there hates you more than yourself. You're a better person in everyone else's eyes and that's beautiful.

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I am going to breed an army of cultures in anticipation of the zombie apocalypse. They shall be the ultimate weapon against the walking carcasses!

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I like when my wife and I both hate a character in a show and just start yelling at the TV, "fuck you! You're a fucking knob!!! A KNOOOOOOOOOB!"

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A bowl of cereal with milk is just breakfast soup.

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I firmly believe if American Express didn't send out super glossy and fancy card offers to me every week that they would have to charge so much in annual fees on their cards.

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My hot take: smash burgers are a scam to maximize profits by charging a premium price while using less meat.

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Chile relleno is one of the best foods on the planet.

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Coffee is my drug of choice.

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Pizza places give you crushed red peppers for your pizza, I feel like they should be giving hot sauce instead.

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I just did that thing where you're surprised but you say "ow!" even though nothing got hurt and now you feel like a fucking idiot.

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Mango Mussolini is apparently upset that his approval rating is so low and is going to send the Cybercuck and his team of Incel-Americans to find out why. Glad to see my tax dollars at work.

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Trump's mouth just looks like an anus gaping repeatedly.

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Just had some excellent, spicy butter chicken and my face is pleasantly on fire. Indian food can burn me up whenever it wants.

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It's swapping between rain and snow outside...think it's a good day to get back to this:

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I bet Minnesota residents really appreciate their tax dollars paying for such important bills to be introduced to the legislation. Adding "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of mental disorders is surely top tier important business. www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.p...

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Spiders in the bathroom freak me out. Like seriously, why you watching me shit, dude?

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I believe there is a special place in Hell for people who put their finger in your mouth when you yawn. Seriously, fuck those assholes.

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Reminder: you're reading this because of science, because someone questioned the status quo, because we prioritized education. If you want to get cool new shit, fund education.

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Just gonna leave this here.

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Just wanted to say that I like Zelensky's outfit. Also, fuck Trump and Vance for being such soggy prolapsed assholes to him. I can't believe I'm already this fucking embarrassed of our country and we are only just beginning shithead's term.

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One of the weirdest things about #streaming on #twitch is you want people to subscribe because you dream of someday funding your life by streaming. But when people subscribe, you feel guilty as fuck that they paid their hard earned money on your stream. Is this what imposter syndrome feels like?

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Who at Carnival Cruise Lines approved this flipflop mascot that looks like it has nipples?

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Had to drive home in a big snow storm, was very surprised to see how many people were driving with their high beams on. Guess they all like that warp speed effect.

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Brunch beer.

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I bet the heavenly host is pissed as hell that someone named a toilet paper brand, "Angel Soft." They're looking down like, "THEY'RE WIPING THEIR ASSES WITH WHAT!?!"

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I like coming to breakfast and getting a mug like I'm at my grandma's house (I am not being facetious, I fucking love this shit).

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I love how hotels will be like, "we have a business center" and it's just a super outdated computer in the corner of the lobby jammed under the stairs like Harry Potter.

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Just saw a post where someone referred to a Cybertruck as a "Swastikar" and now I have to retire the word, "Wankpanzer" in lieu of this superior term.

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I've started 2025 with a lot of really rank beer farts and a solid hangover.

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My ass spent most of the day playing #NewWorld, they did some great updates to the game and injected more story in there. Has been fun. Tomorrow we will get back to #enshrouded for stream.

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I'm drinking an old fashioned right now, because bitters are good for digestive health, and whisky is good for mental health. Follow me for more tips on healthy living (don't actually; follow me instead because I'm a cranky, old, fat, alcoholic).

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As we all know, any nachos stuck together become a singular nacho. Well, earlier I dropped a nacho on my shirt and some of that cheesy goodness is still stuck to me; therefore I am a nacho, and I am glorious.

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My biggest stumbling block with social media is that I want every post to be worth reading, I really need to stop that and post worthless thought dumps, there's surely an audience for my brain-diarrheas.

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Looked at these cookies, looked up at my wife and asked, "why do these cookies have nipples?" She looks in the tin, blinks a couple times, and says, "those are for you."

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Dude in the apartments across the street has a car stereo so loud I can literally hear him coming for 3 blocks away. It's 30 degrees outside right now and he has to drive with his windows down because it's so loud. I like my tunes loud too, but this seems excessive to me.

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Got tired of my wifi signal being weak when I'm in my bathroom, so I finally ordered a mesh system. Soon I shall doom scroll freely while dropping a deuce.

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The tree is up and the beer is flowing!

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This Black Friday is brought to you by The Devil Makes Three. Enjoy it.

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About to start making pumpkin pies. This is now the soundtrack for my pie making.

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