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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Terrible fantasy footbal gambler. Worse amateur poker player
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A bank has decided to put a hold on a cheque and initiate a potential fraud because the cheque is made out to "Mike" and the name on the account is "Michael" 10+ yrs cheques have been made out to "Mike", no problems. Someone at the bank will have a Tuesday they wish they called in sick for

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Great start to a long weekend Picked a fight with the Town of Taber

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I believe in you.

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The same applies to Costco muffins

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Me walking in to a Booster Juice at 2pm, the only customer & employees are sitting, on their phones. Employee: Can I start with a name Ummm the only non-employee in here. Just take the $ and make the smoothie

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Easter dinner for the oldest & his fiance. Ham, candied pineapple, scalloped potatoes au gratin, broccoli-cheese pasta, escargots gratinés & garlic toast

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Entering heights for various players on a sports team. Hopefully no one verifies the guys "claimed" height Unless 5'9" is the new 6'

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Kiddo was in charge of music on the ride home tonight. She says she'll "play some oldies, from last century" & proceeds to stream Backstreet Boys 1999 is NOT oldies, fuck

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Market update

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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.

submitted 46 days ago • 43 comments

As seen in Lethbridge this am Must have been late for work, left the extension cord plugged into the block heater 🤣

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

5 pounds of baked "Mac n' cheese" ...well mini lasagna noodles , as they were on sale Gotta love school potluck night for the basketball kids

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

You can easily find cherry tomatoes, mini cucumber & baby carrots at grocery stores & farmer's markets Why can't I find "baby" celery?

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

You know it's not a great start to the day when a bank emails with a subject line "How tariffs may impact you"

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Worth starting my Saturday at 4:30am

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Want me to buy local? Your prices can't be 50 - 100% higher than other 🇨🇦 stores sell the same manufacturer, make & model via their online site Looking at you Bert & Mac's

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

12th grade's Bio 30 class had ab impromptu "assignment" of filling out a March Madness bracket Of course I got the text for "help" Looking good so far, only 1 incorrect pick today (fuckin Clemson)

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St. Patrick's Day "disagreement" via groupchat over the correct verse for the shanty "Drunken Sailor" Is it "shave his belly with a rusty razor"? or "shave his balls with a rusty razor"? Going team balls 🤣 with this one

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