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Chuck Schumer calling everything a distraction is itself a distraction from the fact that he's not doing anything useful.

Maybe next time wait a few days before publishing your stupid piece, so all the people calling it stupid aren't proven right so soon, and you can just delete without anyone realizing how gullible and stupid you are!

Writers who keep saying they're more comfortable on the Nazi site than the left-leaning site because of their personal interactions should probably reflect on all of that. Of course, if they were capable of that level of self-reflection they wouldn't have those takes, but still.

I'm sorry, you're saying Sneako is not a character from season 52 of Futurama?

Why does every company hate their customers? www.theverge.com/news/688313/...

You know, seeing what comes in the mail day after day, you guys can really let snow or rain or heat or gloom of night stay you from your appointed rounds. It's ok, really.

*after quietly mouthing the Naomi rhyme* Yeah, what she said!

My condolences to the hospital

Every day I wake up, point the Outrage Machine directly at my face, and still somehow find the strength to wonder why my mental health is so bad.

It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

Ok! I choose Psalms 109 7:17 www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...

Okay, hear me out. What if this prompts OutKast to reunite, for a sequel to BoB?

The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow

Please, it's been four hours and I can't pass this. I don't understand.

SHUT. IT. DOWN. A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism. Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.

What the hell? Wikipedia articles are already a summary of the topic they're on! Good on the editors for nipping this in the bud. arstechnica.com/ai/2025/06/y...

Imagine how bad things would be for Trump if there was an opposition party that could capably do politics!

It is NOT "Uber for getting off antidepressants" it's just a focused telehealth company. I am begging publications to remember that words have meanings. www.wired.com/story/taperi...

It's easy to call these people stupid, but please, before you do, consider this: it's fun too

A clear indication that everything is totally normal.

The writers for this season of the US are so lazy.

The same way a lot of people didn't realize how big the QAnon problem was until those fuckers literally stormed the capital, I fear we're a year or two away from a shocking discovery of just how many "seemingly normal" people have lost their minds "talking" with ChatGPT.

If he realizes he gets a ton of engagement and likes for trashing Trump, and that becomes his focus, I think we can be happy with that.

Not with that attitude

I'm going to subscribe to the Washington Post just so I can call them to furiously unsubscribe.

if you have a uti you should see a statistician bc they know a lot about pee values

Everyone please join me in wishing a speedy recovery to Politico editor Debra Kahn, who has apparently caught RFK Jr's brain worms.

Joni Ernst, continuing to be surprised by the backlash to her "we're all gonna die" comment: "You'd think these people would be happy. All of the policies we're putting in place should make the grave more enticing."