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Bluesky invitee & black belt in jackassery. I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it.
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The Stephen Miller of cats.

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Mountainhead sure was a try hard...woof

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And it's #Caturday! Sound up 😸🎧🔊🎶

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Finally found a use for ChatGPT: #taco

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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

submitted 2 days ago • 491 comments

My Adidas (1986) Run DMC

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i’m here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 3 days ago • 731 comments

SCOOP— FEMA essential functions are at "high risk" of not functioning properly just days before hurricane season because of staffing shortages, per a recent internal memo obtained by The Handbasket. These deficiencies "may disrupt life-saving and life-sustaining program delivery." Full story here:

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The Trump administration loves Jews in exactly the same way cancer loves sugar.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

That base line kicking in will not make me happy

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@neguse.house.gov Just watched you explain the bill that Jim Jordan wrote back to him...wow. Your combination of patience, intelligence, presence, and demeanor was awe-inspiring. I don't live in CO, but when you run for national office, go ahead and add a +1 to your vote tally projections.

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Neguse was grilling Jim Jordan so hard this morning over language in the reconciliation bill to restrict federal judges' ability to enforce court penalties that Jordan had to consult with his lawyers

submitted 11 days ago • 920 comments

This seems fine... www.cnn.com/2025/05/21/b...

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