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i would never encourage or tempt trans women to diy hormones, and it’s definitely not “even more based than downloading a movie,” despite rumors to the contrary

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i hate to say it, but being a slut on a farm seems like a real tough row to hoe

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she died doing what she loved: dying

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We need a Porky Pig of the left.

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google, it’s time you face facts: none of us are ever going to feel lucky again

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me 3 days a week, every week, for the next few years i guess ☹️

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“tongue in cheek”???? you can just SAY i’m bad at eating ass 😡😢

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when you’re born into a christian family

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i had a dream i was sucking dick and when i woke up i had swallowed my dilator ☹️

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What if Kanye West was the she/it pope?

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my contribution to the “is it steven universe or is it ketamine” discourse (w/ apologies to @hausofdecline.bsky.social)

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born to Dare to Be Stupid, forced to Mandatory Fun

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let me post all my best and most complex participation in Discourse here, the place that famously cultivates and rewards Nuance,

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if you ever find yourself tapping that ol’ reply button, simply follow these easy steps! 1. Don’t

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boy, transition can really take you places

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once again Thinking About the Wachowskis and just reveling in how trans women are the best people on planet earth

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saying "welcome to womanhood" to a cis woman who got clocked and called a man

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happy Give a Trans Person Money Day! shout out to my parents, who sent me money for “fun stuff” ☺️ and ohhhh they have no idea what i consider “fun” 😈

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yeah yeah yeah watermelon-crushing thighs whatever, what about a pussy that can snap a cucumber clean in half???

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don’t even need the dentata; my pussy tight like a guillotine

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no matter how different we are from each other, no matter your life experience or your circumstances, i think we can all agree: it’s extremely funny that the US government killed John Wayne by poisoning him with nuclear fallout while he was making his racism movie

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it’s another Transition Timeline Thursday! 🥰🏳️‍⚧️

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pretty fun that the great depression 2.0 is going to be caused by insane techbros who are betting the entire economy on being able to build digital slaves! and of course any idiot can see the slaves are total bullshit and will never work! cool society we live in!

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“aw i’m a fake gamer girl bloodfaggot,” i thought to myself, an extremely normal thought to have and a surpassingly normal way to phrase it

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omg look what i just found in portland 🥰 cc @ityslmemes.com

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testing out the “”Reamin’ Hypothesis”” rn 😏

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Boyz II Women

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you miss 100% of the shits you don’t take

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mental health checkin: i am in the “listening to Bright Eyes again” phase

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Neon Gaynesses: Lesbivangelion

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ALL women are “biological women,” you fucking idiots. at least until i get my hot robot girlfriend working, that little bleepy-bloopy bitch

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experimenting with diy lube, and, well…

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i am very proud of “girlth.” truly an aesthetic and phonetic trainwreck nightmare 🥰🥰

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damn, girl, you got a gock? what’s its glength? what kinda girlth you working with? show me your girlcumference 😏