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I'm tired and just want to go home.

this is least gross thing in the entire article. 🤮 please leave montana or go save a rez dog.

4AM Metal Yoga.

A blood blister just popped and now I have blood on the bathroom ceiling.

sobriety is fucking hard.

Just ask yourself What Would the Acting Administrator of DOGE Do? --- WWAADD?

@solidarity.pizza needs more 'kraut.

day six; starting man's' search for meaning

Day 5, treating myself to a kindle upgrade.

from the people who brought you "tactical" coffee --- new "strength & honor" trash bags.

truly.

I can't get minotaur semen out of my head.

Thank christ this isn't what I thought. But maybe it is?

Yeah I threw up

Taking a shit that sounds like squeezing an empty ketchup bottle.

Spiced rum green bean casserole with extra gravy. The we shoot a can of whipped cream with a nail gun for dessert. Please bring a side dish or drinks.

Klingon the Hill

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The worst service. GoogleMeat

15 Seasons of E.R. in six images.

You got DOGGED.

Send me to a troll market

A dead bear in car isn't weird. A dead bear in car you throw away is plain wasteful.

Doritos Tandoori Sizzler (2004-2011): These chips were made to evoke the tandoori masala flavor profile found in Indian food (garam masala, garlic, cumin, ginger, etc). Initially a UK-only release, they became a cult favorite when rolled out in Canada in 2007.

One for me and one for my brother.

Same.

@solidarity.pizza feed synergy.

Woof

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it would have been cool if DJD was in Thunderball.

Princcess Monospace Okay?

kool-aid man shaped toilet.

If I ever have cats again. They will be named Kink and Pink.

Indeed.

Thinking about becoming a bean bag boy.