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Canadian. PEIslander who somehow ended up in Quebec. Sometimes I write stuff. she/her
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Literature is dead and no one reads anymore! I would still encourage you to make terrible life choices and become a writer anyway! Fuck a job, write poetry!

[Exit King.]

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason

Montreal was so impressed by its mountain, Mont Royal, they named the city after it. The "mountain":

With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure. - Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes - We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles - We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly

Atlantic Canada enjoying the 2 hours when rest of Canada pays attention to it #CanadaVotes

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

Tabarnak

Based on the replies, Wired needs a follow-up article called "Bluesky Can't Read"

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

We can get this lower, Canada. I believe in us.

Me when I speak French

Thank God almost nobody comes to the office on Fridays, because then I would have to explain why I'm cackling like a deranged hyena.

Seen in Canada…

i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington

Buddy spent yesterday getting screamed at by auto manufacturers lmao

No thanks, I'm already fluent

Why do you regret to inform us this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

Today, CBC stands for the "Catty Broadcasting Corporation" (and I love them for it)

Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Federal public servants reach the summit of a snowbank in downtown Ottawa on their 3 day journey across the street to get coffee at Bridgehead: