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The only reason.

After 20 years, the infinite monkeys finally wrote Hamlet but set it in a Florida Walmart and Ophelia was a crack addict.

🚨 If the Senate bill passes a bill that includes these blatantly unconstitutional provisions, there will be no going back. The American Experiment will be over.

love that the diet section of "eastern gray squirrel" has this extensive image gallery

Proud Boys, downtown Kansas City today

Military pay is a matter of public record so you can look this up if you want: No one is going to afford a trophy wife, much less a yacht, on those salaries.

Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes.

Trump keeps dropping lawsuits against companies Biden said were cheating Americans Source: CNN share.newsbreak.com/d8skv5m3

The orange felon’s vendetta against Harvard in just one photo.

I’ll never understand why anyone voted for him

CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.  Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

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Keep it simple🙏🏻🇺🇸

New Discovery At Ancient Petroglyph Site Changes Timeline Of Early Wyoming Tribes Source: cowboystatedaily.com share.newsbreak.com/d8o5k9vp

‘This needs to be a bigger story’: White House racing to scrub records of Trump’s cognitive free fall before anyone notices Source: We Got This Covered share.newsbreak.com/d8m5vbsd

Trump's Spokesperson Karoline Leavitt "Just Took Away His Presidential Immunity Defense" Says Prosecutor Source: 2paragraphs News share.newsbreak.com/d8hi36w2

The Take It Down Act requires platforms to remove instances of “intimate visual depiction” within two days. But it has even fewer safeguards against abuse than the DMCA, and free speech advocates warn it could be weaponized to fuel censorship.

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Good fight and good luck!

Is it because it's the nicest thing that they can do for him. If they read it they'll have to side against him? To much for today, I just can't bring myself to read it. Four Supreme Court Justices Refuse to Read the First Amendment Source: The New Republic share.newsbreak.com/d8567asp

When you willingly vote for a treasonous rapist criminal to take totalitarian control of the entire US govt, you should expect tons of chaos, cruelty, hate, greed and crimes.

And I have pretty big hands 😏😋👌🏻🌱🙏🏻

The idiot spoke and will probably change policy to fit what he said so here is this article. God, why can't he be human? Trump says autism ‘has to be artificially induced’ Source: The Hill share.newsbreak.com/d83a0ipg

Stop glamorizing “hustle culture” and start glamorizing taking breaks, going outside, laying on the grass, eating some grass, and slowly becoming a cow

My NEFARIOUS PLANS have finally been EXPOSED!!

BREAKING: Trump just slapped 25% tariffs on the EU. Translation: His inner circle is about to short the market, panic retail investors, and then pull it back days later to cash in on the rebound. Wanna play like a MAGA hedge fund? Watch what they break,Short the chaos,Buy the rebound,Repeat.

Everyone needs to denounce Netanyahu for committing genocide. The USA is involved in Ukraine and the ongoing invasion by Russia. Most the people in Trump's orbit are Russian assets, think Tulsi Gabbard. Make is stop.

From: Rooty Toot Toot (1951), dir. John Hubley, UPA

Don't we all, don't we all...😉😅🤣