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Chino Moreno from deftones just decided to have the little chin only, half goatee in 1994 and just stuck with it till this day. He’s a real one.

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Avett Brothers is just Dixie Chicks for bartenders.

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Wow. The old guy lost.

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Jake Paul’s entrance: this is fucking wrestling. Where’s macho man with the chair? #paulTyson

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“Watch. I’m gonna put ‘elderly’ on this report. Watch what happens, Kyle” - some dude.

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I really think Elon Musk is researching time travel just to fight Abraham Lincoln. And then back out of the fight. But hey! Time travel.

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Bro…Elden Ring. Why didn’t you guys tell me this game was so good over and over again everywhere two years ago??

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I bet prison seems like a sleepover cuz bunkbeds.

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Sexually transmitted guacamole

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I need more animals point me the ways to go and interact with my life. I’m lost? Oh, this plucky fox knows the way. Why’s my tire flat? Awww, I can’t get mad at you you mischievous tanuki.

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I think im going to write a western.

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just got my hands on the Epstein list and I’m shook

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Fuck yeah, less of my dad on Facebook! www.npr.org/2023/12/29/1...

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Natalie Grace synopsis to tell your friends - closeted homosexual and his “wife” mail order a dwarf, don’t know what age she is, then blames dwarf for back channel transaction. Whether dwarf is 9 or 23 years old, she never learns to make weapons.

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Covid was a conspiracy. All these people said they were sick but still can’t do a kickflip.

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I really want my personal growth to line up with the Papa John’s slogan.

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I got into Reddit way too late

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My new years resolution is to continually keep the things inside my body on the inside and make sure they don’t come outside.

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When I die, I want to live in Bone by Jeff Smith.

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I really don’t like current rhetoric. “Snowflake” and “virtue signaling” and “libtard” are all so boring and sound juvenile sometimes. Call your opponent a fart cannon. Or take a que from Fable and call them a chicken chaser. Make it count.

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Can I just get a hologram of whatever huge pop start is big at that moment to walk around my house so I don’t have to try and keep up as I’m inundated with content about them so I can just watch reruns of The Office in peace?

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explained to my kid today that this is what the internet used to be like. you'd be trying to get a site to load and the spice girls would not leave you alone. they would get in the way of the monitor. they would touch the keyboard while you were typing. im glad they broke up

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i don't think they should have gotten in the submarine, given how the whole thing turned out

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You ever just hit that discover tab and get inundated with a furry art community you have no concept existed?

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Just heard A & E are putting Casey Anthony’s parents on a lie detector test. Bitch, that fruit is on the ground it ain’t even on the tree anymore.

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Wow the new report post options are actually quite good?

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Ok, watching rebel moon and there’s things I really like about this movie and things I dislike but there’s nothing I overall hate yet. I think I just am tired of the Snyder slo-mo. Like it suck. I’ve seen dawn of the dead, I know you can do fast action. Everything doesn’t need bullet time.

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Ayo, where’s my 12 Rebel Moon fans at?? Or as I like to call it, Zack Snyder’s Coheed and Cambria.

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Ashtray + airplane armrest = “who will I have to eventually have to eat on this plane when we hit that mountain?”

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It used to be nudes notifications that brought that insta grat. No longer, I’m 44.

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There needs to be more 5k/walks for awareness of the fear of not knowing how long to hold the door for someone 20 feet out.

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@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com how are you at throwing frisbees?

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Looking back on my 44 years in life and I was happy from 7-9 years old and about 34-39 and that’s it. That’s about 8 years in a 44 year life I can say I was happy with little effort. Pretty cool!

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Current world predicament is my nightmare. That, and having a 3 year relationship with Daisy Edgar-Jones who then breaks up with me because she’s slowly turning into a male giraffe. If you’re reading this giraffe Daisy Edgar-jones, pls come back.

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I don’t want a girl to tell me how smart I am. I know I’m intelligent, tell me your feelings on time travel and show me what noise trash music you listen to on SoundCloud.

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