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he/him. Writer and game designer. Silverworld, V:TM—Night Road, Pon Para. Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is out now! https://www.choiceofgames.com/werewolf-the-apocalypse/book-of-hungry-names/
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I've stalled for three days but it's time stop writing new stuff and start fixing bugs

Bad news, folks. I just heard the haunting evening call of a mourning dove...and I thought it was a coworker trying to call me after hours on Teams. I'm cooked. Call time of death.

along the shore the cloud waves break #pixelart #artpost

Knight project from 2024 ⚔️ I'd love to make some more this year so if someone has cool ideas for knights let me know 🫡 #characterdesign #knights

Before you may traverse the hallway, you must answer their riddles three. One always lies. One doesn't understand what's going on. Good luck.

Normal people don't belong on the internet, they belong in bars

If someone makes a post like "ICE are jackals" you don't have to reflexively reply "that's unfair to jackals" as if it adds anything

Told the algorithm to play some Tom Waits but it's not the stuff I like, it's the stuff that sounds like Ralph the Dog is narrating a day he spent watching boats

A few shots from around Northampton. The space below Elton's flat in Book of Hungry Names is for sale!

3 pieces to get to know me 🌿 I'm homesick for a world that never existed.

People who can't curate their own feeds belong on Facebook or wherever. The whole point of the internet is you get to build your own magazine/radio station/UHF channel. Don't want to do that? Go back to AOL, keyword BADHANG

I have an inchoate theory that the same smug-dumb halo explains this, Harry Potter, and few of our other problems, and if could disrupt the rush people get from being self-righteous dopes we could solve a lot of problems, travel the stars, world peace, talk to dolphins, psi powers, etc.

bluesky's problem with people who are unable or unwilling to recognize a joke is really just a twitter problem bluesky hasn't solved. look at the replies to this tweet.

the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home

“sigh”

Some time in the '80s, a Smith College freshman said that math was "a tool of the patriarchy to suppress women's intuitive ways of knowing" so she could weasel out of remedial algebra, and we've had to endure the consequences ever since.

Please enjoy this table of possible future scenarios from a 1990s paper in a peer-reviewed journal on how to deal with nuclear waste storage in underground repositories in New Mexico. I found it while doing research for an article on nuclear waste storage. "WIPP" means "Waste Isolation Pilot Plant".

Listening to Roky Erickson and polishing up chapter 1 of the new game even though at this point I REALLY need to fix some Night Road and BoHN bugs

This is all they've ever wanted. This time, Trump is hurting the people they want hurt (workers, leftists, anyone they regard as racially impure, and especially children).

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

cant make it tonight. slain by rival

As a copy editor, this story is never far from my thoughts, or my toolkit of devastating analogies: Frustrated Novelist No Good At Describing Hands — theonion.com/frustrated-n...

Cracking up at the phrasing of how Forsaken was "hammered over its impertinent banter," yes I recall that hammering, over its impertinent banter, couldn't have said it better

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

I'm worried I wasted that "Gundam After Midnight" joke on a fake band in Book of Hungry Names, I could've really milked that one

The adult Harry Potter fans are reprehensible but also really sad. As kids they got told reading a book made them smart and special, and no one ever pulled them aside and told them any dumbass can read a book, the whole point of public school is making sure any dumbass can read a book

you dont understand, how can i leave harry potter behind if you don't provide me an alternative series of books for babies about being a very special boy in a castle because your dad came from money. where will i find a

Personally I would just recommend getting a hobby that’s not based around fan consumerism. Take up gardening or crochet or salsa dancing or literally anything. You can make friends with hobbies as easily as with fandom and the friends you make might even be normal and not terminally online

"People who say they want to defund the cops still call the cops when they get robbed!" Yeah because we have this system called "insurance" to protect your possessions and the only way to claim that shit is to call the cops, you literally don't have a choice.

Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

This ends with everyone at Midjourney getting guillotined and Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head walking in the sun again