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moocow.bsky.social
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rat wallet

submitted 75 days ago • 4 comments

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plans

submitted 90 days ago • 13 comments

One of my favorite things I've ever found while running this account: A promo for a syndicated airing of MST3K on NBC affiliate KARE in Minneapolis. In the 15+ years I've been obsessively watching old commercial blocks, this is the only syndicated MST3K promo I've ever seen. A true unicorn.

submitted 101 days ago • 15 comments

OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity. SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick. OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA. SNAKE: Vagina?

submitted 105 days ago • 25 comments

half time show should be a monster truck rally and then they gotta play the last two quarters on a field that's absolutely fucked, just a swamp. guys are disappearing into the mud like passchendaele. truckzilla is still out there

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

submitted 110 days ago • 249 comments

Chadillacs Rockville, IN

submitted 116 days ago • 2 comments

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

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this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎

submitted 126 days ago • 36 comments

just imagined a guy pronouncing Barbados as "BAR-buh-doss" and making myself annoyed for no reason

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Art by • Doug Beekman

submitted 534 days ago • 6 comments

Now on Bluesky, the SLIDESHARE GEMS collection of weird art I've found on powerpoint sharing site. It will randomly post from the 1400+ image back catalog twice daily, and I'll probably add new finds when I can. Enjoy!! @goodslides.bsky.social

submitted 129 days ago • 11 comments

Sometimes a Nazi salute is just a Nazi salute. Given that a longtime Nazi did it, no need to overthink that. For fuck’s sake.

submitted 130 days ago • 42 comments

This is the year of Ratbrother.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Here is a Christmas gift months in the making: an RF rip of the greatest magic special in history. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, directed by David Mamet, never released on home video, sourced from an internal HBO Production tape sourced by @pulsingcinema.bsky.social: archive.org/details/rick...

submitted 159 days ago • 146 comments

Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.

submitted 151 days ago • 83 comments

They should make a Castlevania game about Todd Belmont who never quite got it together and works at Kroger’s

submitted 160 days ago • 47 comments

Stoners, let me improve your weekend: Someone uploaded their personal VHS recording of SIX HOURS of MTV's 1994 Beavis & Butt-head Moron-athon on @archive.org with commercials, Liquid TV & misc MTV shows: archive.org/details/beav... I just quickly scanned it & found this hilariously dorky DOOM 2 ad:

submitted 161 days ago • 63 comments

submitted 170 days ago • 64 comments

phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness

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