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moshspice.bsky.social
I am the straw that could break the camel’s back.
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I apologize to the toads I displaced today during the gentrification of their flower bed into an “upscale” rock garden.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

If I were an American Robin I would petition to have my scientific name changed to something other than “turdus migratorius”.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My family, particularly my husband, will not eat Kraft Mac n Cheese unless it is Paw Patrol or SpongeBob SquarePants . We’ve never watched with of those shows. The insist these shapes “just taste better.”

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

I cannot express how amazing and powerful it feels when I solve a Wordle in three tries.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Barry Manilow deep cuts cut deep.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

My sewer district is cooler than your sewer district

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

So, the problem is we already had an RFK, and he was pretty great. Rather than tie his son to the legacy of his father in any way, I have taken to referring to Junior as “Bucky”—a portmanteau of “Bobby” and “Fucking Idiot.” Bucky Kennedy. Please join me in this.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

No one is talking about the use of emojis in the Signal chat. That, I think, also says A LOT about how seriously this administration takes its responsibilities.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Feelin cute, might bomb Yemen later IDK 🍻

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I’m fighting a battle with Spotify today. Spotify wants melancholy and I decidedly do not.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment