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mostlyteeth.bsky.social
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OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

submitted 3 days ago • 382 comments

I got a Weber Q grill and it’s my entire personality now

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Is threads just all AI bots talking to each other or what? I feel like I see genuinely bizarre posts there daily

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I ate an edible, ordered everything on the menu from the gyro place, now time to be the most annoying person in the world watching Man of Steel “Who is that?” “Why did he do that?” “So does he fly or just jump for a long time?”

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Outside dishwasher, welcome to the family

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

What to get for the dad who likes nothing

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I love this scene entrance so much

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Prometheus for the millionth time, what a gross unsettling weird gorgeous movie

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

I had super high hopes for The Lair (2022) because The Descent and Dog Soldiers are amazing but my god

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

SHISH KEBAB SATURDAY

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

Tfw it’s the freakin weeken

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

*Marooned dude from the Black Freighter story in Watchmen has entered the chat*

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Just submitted my licensure recertification, 5 years and I still don’t know jack shit

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Aesthetic restock video but it’s just cigarettes, weed vapes, and gummies

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Happy belated to my music show ride or die, sorry I could not be the baseball game ride or die yesterday but now I can come up for a clippers game to make up for it @windingdot.bsky.social

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I have never really been to NYC and would like to find a good concrete reason to go. If there’s not like an anchor event I will simply find a bar I like and become a regular within 24 hours (this is my superpower)

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

sorry to post like a clickbait headline but I learned the Belgrade Philharmonic Orchestra puts on an annual series called Baby Concerts designed for kids under 2 and it is the cutest thing in the world

submitted 25 days ago • 16 comments

Texts with mom

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Mickey 17 is pretty good, has big 12 Monkeys vibes in the first half which I love. Pattinson is fun in it

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Iowasca, like ayahuasca but you just drink straight high fructose corn syrup and have most intensive sugar high of your life in a corn maze

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

Got very lucky with the abandoned books shelf in the unit this time

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Those are actually my carry-on beans but go off

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

kind of regretting teaching my parrot the Tears in Rain monologue

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

Only real peggers lmao (she’s right tho)

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

I have also been watching The Righteous Gemstones and when Baby Billy talked about Tiffany being a toilet baby I laughed so hard I almost threw up

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