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if my team won the Super Bowl because we were so good at running the most basic play possible that they had to ban it, I would not stop talking about it until the day I died. Congratulations to Eagles fans everywhere, your team defeated football

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

i have no idea who originally made this but i feel it in my bones

submitted 19 days ago • 48 comments

Spent too much time on this

submitted 7 days ago • 210 comments

Your periodic reminder that "fancy fonts" on places like Bluesky are unicode & are a nightmare for screen reader users. DON'T use for your name Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name. More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...

submitted 13 days ago • 36 comments

Wizards be like: "Magic is so powerful, we have a forbidden spell that kills you instantly" Buddy we invented one of those too it's called "9mm" and you don't even need magic powers to cast it.

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

submitted 13 days ago • 171 comments

If you ever want to achieve Internet immortality, all you have to do is steal the Weinermobile and take it on a high speed police chase

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

submitted 16 days ago • 67 comments

Putting this prediction out in public: the next cult hit game will be some gamified version of the whole '100 man vs 1 gorilla' debate

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎

submitted 21 days ago • 86 comments

who gives a fuck dude she brags about using the money she receives to get laws passed that abuse countless actual people who exist in the real world

submitted 22 days ago • 52 comments

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

submitted 27 days ago • 600 comments

sleepy... so sleepy... #rats #art #ocs

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

time to once again tap the giant neon sign that reads "dont use your fucking discord server as your one and only form of documentation for guides/resources/etc."

submitted 32 days ago • 22 comments

At Bluesky restaurant with friend ME: Happy birthday, dude. Stranger in next booth whips around STRANGER: Birthday?? People are dyinggg!!!

submitted 32 days ago • 53 comments

for your consideration

submitted 34 days ago • 11 comments

Happy 13th April, today is Neil banging out the tunes day! 🎹🐀🎶

submitted 42 days ago • 16 comments

lil mouse doodlee

submitted 46 days ago • 6 comments

entry for @sekushiEN's art contest on 🐦 !! 💗 ♡ and ↻ are appreciated! | #art #artist #vartist #artcontest

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Finally 100%ed the game that got me into gaming. Only took me like 60 hours lol

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BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy

submitted 46 days ago • 224 comments

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

submitted 47 days ago • 264 comments

It’s begun

submitted 50 days ago • 53 comments

Wait a minute. What if I bought a humidifier and put some diluted DayQuil or something in there. Maybe that would help my allergies or would this be a bad idea

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

submitted 52 days ago • 156 comments

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

submitted 53 days ago • 334 comments

FUNNY NUMBER ACHIEVED

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

some little guys 🐁

submitted 55 days ago • 44 comments

it birthday day 🎊

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

let's hang out in the strawberry field together🐭🍓 [ #illustraetedart #cuteart #illustration ]

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments