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Ended up being 5.6% which is definitely stronger than we expected, but not too bad

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It would be nice to live somewhere with a thriving gay scene, but the gays' second favourite hobby is gentrification, so I doubt that will be happening

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Bought some "special" earl grey tea. Not sure what the special thing is. I'm hoping it means it gives you a hand job

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he was issued NHS prosthetics which he said were “good for fighting and smashing windows but not much else". so he paid £100,000 for prosthetics that allow him fine motor control. is everyone getting them now or are you going to shut the fuck up you rich cunt? www.theguardian.com/politics/art...

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bought some beer to cheer myself up

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Love to be forced daily to gamble on the rail network where seemingly literally nothing works

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I once dated an estate agent so that I could convince them to encourage a homeowner to bring the price down a bit on a house I wanted. It worked. I dumped them a week after the sale. It's fine, estate agents aren't human anyway.

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When i was young, there was only one tiktok

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Dictation on the computer is so fun! I can pretend I have a secretary. Then I can think whether the secretary is chill and has cool interests. And then you realise your secretary is much cooler than you and you're a boring manager type.

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Got told to use ai to plan my next trip. Honestly it gave me such boring results and also couldn't even read my prompt correctly. Why are we selling our souls, minds and planet for this?

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@mousedib.bsky.social 's Yankee Cousin Smart Mouse AKA Amerixan Rat

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Everything has an app except estate agents and nothing needs an app apart from estate agents

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I urge all rats to evacuate NYC!!!!

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@mousedib.bsky.social How do I explain the sound of a bomb replacing a lullaby? Or the look in a starving child’s eyes? This is Gaza. This is my life now. I’m reaching out not just for support but for survival. Please help us, however you can.🙏🏻💔 bsky.app/profile/save...

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Oh word! Well best of luck!

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cw: weight mention Just had a run and damn I've gotten fat recovering from this knee injury! I guess I have to get rid of most of it by autumn so no rush, but it definitely makes running harder.

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Isn't Britain great!

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Maybe the baby shoes were never worn because they were shite ugly? Maybe the baby had some fucking taste

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These himbos will be the death of me

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1983: Bathrooms and Shower Curtains from Shoppers World (+Flair Corner Shower Unit with Heater; Flair Corner Shower Unit with Blender; Flair Corner Shower Unit & Accessories; Marley Sovereign Bath; Flair Splashback; Flair Mirrored Bath Bar; Flair Bath End and Front Panels, and more)

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Do people like this actually realise that the BBC is interviewing then so the assembled masses can insult them on social media and drive up clicks? (I think I know the answer)

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Literally just seen a financial Times article explaining how to make a packed lunch for work and one of the suggested recipes involved adding wagyu beef lmao

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This is just what I look like after a solid day of drinking. I am fortunate to have been seen here

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Honestly dungeness is just an amazing place

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Feels great to finally join the lineage of artists that have answered the calling of Dungeness; amongst them John Piper, Eric Ravilious and most famously Derek Jarman

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I call it a ceasefire when my partner isn't allowed to cum. I do it in the trump voice and everything

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I think Hamilton has broken the brains of everyone i consider annoying

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without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

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DODGING THE COLUMN (1952) | http://www.screenonline.org.uk/film/id/713662/index.html

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