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mr-tipsy.bsky.social
Probably somewhere with a bottle of tequila and my cat. Inglewood ✈️AZ Notary || DJ || Reformed Fat Nigga
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Catch me outside tonight singing slow jams in about 1.27 hours

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I’m in a bad place. I got a Black & Mild, a beer and some tequila.

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My view. Life be beautiful sometimes

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Did laundry, made dinner, ate some coochie. All before midnight, successful adulting

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Up on Golden Corral higher than giraffe pussy

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Is Starbucks still a cool place to get work done? Or do I need to find a good library 🤔

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Back sky dwelling, what’s the word on here?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Just started watching Breaking Bad, this nigga Pinkman is an idiot

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I really miss a good function, we really was on

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I walk away, here she comes. It would make my day if she just left me the fuck alone. I can’t focus

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Any breakup tips?? I just want to be by myself but the bitch won’t leave me alone

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Shoulda just start rapping or something. This work shit is garbage

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Today it’s my Friday, I’m giving minimum effort all day

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Aiight man, time to let the Kendrick and Drake shit go. For the sanctity of social media 🙏🏾 just shut the fuck up

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Quiet as kept, niggas really fuck with Taylor Swift 😂😂 let TayTay come on and it’s a real killer that’s gone bob his head. I know some gangster ass Swifties

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“If I was you, I’d be worried bout the pimples on the booty”

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My nigga.. its cold as polar bear pussy in AZ. We bout to die

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Bruh….. I work for these muhfuckas. Came in today, no answers 🥹 I’m about to lose my job 😂😂

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Welp, that was fun while it lasted. Time to find a new job 😂

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I love water

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you gotta just eat it and let her fall asleep, no dick.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Damn… the Skyline has been corrupted.. what happened to regular people????

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

I wear my woman worn panties around my neck while I work. It gives me motivation

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I was stupid sometimes. Stupid people have all the fun, and they get all the random gratuitous opportunities

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

The love/hate relationship with work is exhausting

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

Shit be real when you see the spit outline of ya cheeks on the sheets

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

When I first start smoking at like 13, I accidentally burned off my eyelashes and half my eyebrow. Shit was ugly for bout 2 months

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Maaaan I need some friends 😂 where is the relationship issues chat at?

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna hear some stories about people who said “fuck that NDA” and spilled the beans

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I love me some Glo. “Its 7pm Friday, it’s 95°”

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Im drunk

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

My nigga chili cheese hashbrowns at Waffle House gone go every time

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Plies really fucked up R&B 😂 Ms. Pretty Pussy was the turning point

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody at the bar gettin tipsy

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

This is not a safe space for Onlyfans hoes…. Please stop following me.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

I am committed to being a piece of shit for the next 2 days. 🤷🏾‍♂️

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

If you see a nigga got earphones in, why the fuck are you speaking to me?

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