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What were they actually gonna do here? Ask every brown-enough person for their papers to go to the fucking baseball game? This is the most slam-dunk, anti-American thing I can think of. You need a passport to go to a Major League Baseball game now? Malpractice not to make a huge deal out of this.

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It’s 2003 again. I remember being one of the few voices then cautioning against a massive invasion of Iraq, and on Fox and elsewhere I was accused of being unpatriotic and against democracy.

submitted 1 day ago • 83 comments

dad (looking out the window at the apocalypse): really comin down out there

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

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submitted 14 days ago • 33 comments

Oh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.

submitted 14 days ago • 121 comments

Put it in the Louvre

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

submitted 15 days ago • 375 comments

If y’all want something to stand in front of the open fridge door with a blank expression just get some teenagers….

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

While it appears we are plummeting into the abyss this is a trick of perspective, in fact all the non-abyss parts of the universe are hurling away from us

submitted 26 days ago • 43 comments

heading to the post malone office anybody need a face tattoo or a stamp?

submitted 35 days ago • 12 comments

i like how roberts even looks a bit like tim robinson in the hot dog sketch www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

submitted 37 days ago • 434 comments

American Pope🇺🇸

submitted 42 days ago • 313 comments

Shockingly ignorant and dangerous. Americans will lose their livelihoods over this.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Buttigieg: Like I love A1 steak sauce, but A1 steak sauce is not one of the most important things confronting humanity right now. Artificial intelligence is. And somebody who doesn't understand that probably should not be leading an important federal agency.

submitted 43 days ago • 497 comments

This energy.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages

submitted 48 days ago • 1401 comments

Lindsey Graham, then and now. Exhibit A in what Trump did to the Republican Party.

submitted 50 days ago • 206 comments