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mrcanc.bsky.social
Ineffectual middle management by day, mediocre guitar player by night.
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I can’t get two friends to help me move a couch. This guy gets a crowd gathered to kill every child in town. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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The moral of the story is if you see someone about to shoot a group of kids, mind your business #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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While filming #VillageOfTheDamned George Sanders was 54, while Barbara Shelley was 28. More “take your daughter to work day” casting #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Kristi Noem suffered an allergic reaction. Apparently someone standing near her told the truth.

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Tonight we answer the age old question “What if Dracula had an Oklahoma accent” when Lon Chaney Jr. stars in Son of Dracula” #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Not just makeup & a wig, but a full rubber mask!?!? Practical. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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20 years is a long time for that same song to be on the radio all day #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Nothing refreshes quite like a room temp pitcher of milk #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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So.. you’re saying first day out of an institution for the criminally insane may not be the best time to meet your future in-laws? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Back to the “Midwest”? To speak to the people at “the Institution”? Don’t bog me down with too many details, lady #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Things I wrote in college are yellow and cracked. This thing from an Egyptian tome looks fresh as a daisy #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Cutting out his tongue won’t keep him from screaming, juts harder to understand #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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My biggest fear is dying while wearing Breeches. Anyone else or just me? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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He wasn’t on the morning train #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Igor is a surprisingly shrewd negotiator #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Only Rack had the special “sweep with hand” technique needed to move the spiders #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Miles is celebrating Caturday by sleeping in today. #cats #catsofbluesky #caturday

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People who found giant crabs and giant oysters enter a giant bee hive with NO expectation of seeing giant bees? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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So Elaine is actually Lady Elaine Fairchilde? #svengoolie

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There’s no burner. Why take it down if you can’t go back up? #svengoolie

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A box full of smaller boxes is too much for Miles to resist. Happy #caturday for all who celebrate

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Just watched A Complete Unknown. If festival organizers had no idea Dylan was going electric until the last second, why were there so many amplifiers and a Hammond B3 on the stage?

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During this time of “sede vacante", I’m filling in until a new Pope is named. This was my first Sunday and I’m a little overwhelmed. You people are FREAKS! Hit my Venmo for instant absolution. Love, Acting #Pope Mike.

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That house is HUGE! I’d sell it in a cocaine heartbeat #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Miles is making sure I did a good job washing the salad bowl. I may have to wash it again. Not sure. Happy #caturday

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I get creeped out by relationship age disparity in a lot of these old movies. Many look like “take your daughter to work” day. In 1953, Richard Carlson was 41 and Barbara Rush was 26. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Loving Ashley Padilla tonight. Absolutely killing on #SNL

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That White POTUS sketch will cause thousands of MAGA to comment tomorrow that they haven’t watched #SNL in years.

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“The smoke in the tunnel is for cover. The flashlights are to negate the whole point of the smoke”. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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I’m just getting in from a family function. Let’s all pretend I’ve said some REALLY funny things today, okay? #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Classic MAGA lie.

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I kinda hope she tears up Harry at this point. Scumbag has it coming #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Aliens turned my hand into giant paper mache once too #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

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Until proven, shouldn’t this headline say “alleged comedian”?

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This neighborhood cat used to come visit my late cat, Dexter. I haven’t seen him in a while. Today, he came to visit Miles and it made me way too happy! Happy Caturday to all. #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

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