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I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️‍🌈
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This show is giving real Gintama vibes. Looking forward to it! youtu.be/joAkZeNg9Qk?...

Apparently this happened BEFORE the actual fire test so not only didn't they even learn anything from this, but a lot of test equipment went up in smoke as well.

"Not for you." Palestinian citizens of Israel--21% of the population--are being excluded from bomb shelters on the basis of their ethnicity. This is the society the West will defend at all costs. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/...

I am totally opposed to polyamory. Mixing Greek and Latin roots like that is disgusting

For the life of me, I don't understand what politicians and political operatives mean by "distraction." Like there's this implicit assumption that if we all focus our attention, spirit bomb style, on a single issue that will somehow make a difference.

Man, what if Jack took the deal? How much do you think an original Jack Kirby drawing of NAMOR: THE SUB-MARINER with an exposed dong would go for at an art auction? Six figures at least!

It is the position of the GOP that your children are your property and if they come out "wrong" in some way (gay, transgender, insufficiently enthusiastic about golf, whatever) no one should be able to stop you from abusing them to death over it.

Trump signing an executive order demanding that all future releases of King of the Hill include the following title card.

Area man doesn't know about Ctrl+F.

the list of evil games theyre brainstorming in mr tonegawa is making me crazy. losing it at "dark poker"

the only king I recognize

probably not a popular opinion, but tbqh I think that one of the most damaging assumptions in our modern day discourse wrt rightwing terrorism is that we somehow fucked up the response to Ruby Ridge by going too hard when very clearly our response should've been much more severe & much quicker.

I'm seeing way too many liberals complaining and ridiculing signs radicals are bringing to protest. Today isn't the day to pose as "too cool" for activism, guys

No positive role models for young men like they don’t have firefighters where you live

My man literally tagged Trump in his videos. “Not me in the coyote van” took me out. I died. I am dead.

"Guys if we all agree to hit our gas pedals as soon as the light turns green, we can get going a lot faster!"

Last year, I wrote a piece for @dreadcentral.bsky.social about how A Nightmare on Elm Street helped me to stand up to bullies. Idk, feels somewhat relevant right now

u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u I'll be fine. Mostly.

Next up on the Old Shows Getting Remade Docket - Ronin Warriors youtu.be/5mgU35daGas?...

🙄 Jerri Carpenter, 50, a ride-share driver from Michigan, saw parallels between the protagonist, Jean Valjean, and Trump, in having been “wrongly accused, never given the benefit of the doubt, constantly hounded and chased by the Democrats.” www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

how I take criticism

Quote post with the Fantastic Four comic that came out the month you were born

I am really getting tired of the trend of “I was surprised when the leopards ate my face” confessional piece. It’s like an endless parade of self-pitying essays from dumb teens about “why it was a good idea for me to go into that dark basement in this slasher movie.”

NEW: We investigated several stories of people who spiraled into severe, life-altering mental health crises after developing all-consuming obsessions with ChatGPT. Screenshots we reviewed show the AI directly engaging with and supporting user delusions + conspiracies. futurism.com/chatgpt-ment...

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep