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This song rules

I am once again asking for my fellow #Mets fans to show themselves so I can follow you. #LGM

Queef

That’s kind of terrifying.

I’ve been doing this in my living room for the past hour now:

Raided the cool goodie bags my kids got from Breakfast with Santa yesterday. I stole one of the temporary tattoos so now I have a gingerbread cookie tattooed on my ass. You could only dream of being as festive as I am.

Real talk

Fuck y’all

My mother is drunk and won’t stop talking.

Flashback to my kid trying to tell me what planets he saw in early 2023

Fun morning.

His mind on his money and his money on his mind

My house rules

Beautiful day to hang Christmas lights and to freeze what’s left of my balls off.

Why the fuck doesn’t the NFL just go to this OT format?

I’ve been on this app for three weeks now and made I think a total of 8 baseball posts in that time. No wonder you fucks find me so boring. Tough titties though.

Sneak preview of tomorrows Christmas Decorating Extravaganza at Casa Minaccia

Sure, dude. Just lay where you want.

Blake Smell

If my Mets pals on here were wondering what they’re missing over in the twitterverse, here’s a brief snapshot:

My two kids dancing:

The gangs all here!

Hmmm… A Britney Spears Counting Crows DMX ELP FFDP Ghost Halestorm In This Moment Jethro Tull Korn Linkin Park Metallica Nothing More Our Last Night Phish Q Rob Zombie Slipknot The Mars Volta U Volbeat W X Yes Z Better than I thought 🤷🏼‍♂️

Randomly reminiscing at work about that time in 2013 when I saw DMX at some brewpub in New Hope. Might have been like 200 people but it was the fucking coolest thing ever.

I dunno about all of you, but I am h-o-tt-o-g-o.

What the fuck is this Chill Guy sewer rat that keeps showing up on everything?