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dad. daca recipient. i.t. guy. bicycle rider. 🇲🇽 No human being is illegal. It's the journey It's the getting there to where you're going to Going through hell, but still, you're gonna make it through It's the fire that they can't put out inside
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

NYT: Gandalf the Grey claims that the Dark Lord Sauron wants to cover all the land in a second darkness: in reality, were Sauron to win a new term, it would still be daytime the same amount. Our experts say that while days would be dimmer, calling it total darkness is alarmist propaganda.

I'm a DACA recipient in southern California, protected with my work permit for another 18 months, but have kept my head on a swivel for ICE enforcement because its fucking traumatic to endure when you're in my shoes. I also work in Riverside county, and have had to drive

the illusion of choice

Still screaming 😱😱😱

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

Happy Sunday!!! :)

All I want is a girl that would wear some Mike Tyson lingerie for me

2025 white house cabinet meeting

elon at every single trump rally

I miss the days when you could go in Hot Topic and see a clinically depressed person wearing a corset and top hat

confession time now that Biden seems to be through: I’ve been warging into Major while I sleep and attacking the secret service agents

Crowdstrike : its fine u just have to manually visit the PC boot it into safe mode and remove a sys file US Organization with 50,000 pcs and a completely outsourced IT department in Bangalore : what

Whale Porn Noise!

*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody

call me a cybertruck the way I fall apart at the smallest inconvenience.

In dire straits with my DACA renewal. USCIS agents who handle DACA are tasked with the influx of refugee cases and my work permit might expire. I might lose everything I've worked for, I'm THIS fucking close to losing my shit. I'm angry and powerless and scared. abc7chicago.com/uscis-daca-n...

Given the state of the world I think now is the right time to bring back going over Niagara Falls in a barrel

1923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute. 2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.

when a tweet melts your brain with truthiness

Last night I was ironing my clothes for work and I was absentmindedly thinking of the absurdity of Feinstein still being in office. I don't have to iron clothes for tomorrow, but I might just iron a random shirt while thinking of how absurd it is that Mitch McConnell is still in office.

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